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Clank Wank

A term used for masturbation when the person masturbating has arthritis in their wrists; this makes a sound referred to as a clank making it a clank wank.
Jack : Did you hear about Daniel and his arthritis?

Charlie : Yeah, he said he had a clank wank yesterday. Everyone in the apartment building could hear it.
by Jnda88 August 16, 2016
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Cuban Wank

The act of placing the erect male member between a suitably large pair of female mamories followed by the repeated backward and forward movement thereof until orgasm reached.
Yo dog, that girl sho' knows how to cuban.
by London dawg May 13, 2005
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Car Wank

Masturbating in a car by yourself
Becs - You'll never guess what seen on the bus today?

John - What??

Becs - I looked out the window and some dude was masturbating in his car!!

John - Was he alone?

Becs - Yeah, he was totally having a car wank!!

John - Jeeze Becs!!!
by henryhill1223 January 20, 2012
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AMPM wank

when you start to masturbate in the early hours of the day and ejaculate in the second part of the day. Also vice versa.
i started to get off at 11:50pm and i finished at 12:31am... a truly magnificent AMPM wank
by Monopoly mayfair clickbait April 12, 2017
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wank scab

a wank scab is when you masturbate without lotion, and causes a scab of blood on your penis.
i masturbated so hard, i had a wank scab on my penis
by Elysium1234 January 30, 2014
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wank arm

Noun- A sport in which you play that gives you serious arm pain the next morning.
John: Wow, I have really bad wank arm from yesterday...
Alex: What were you playing?
John: Tennis.
by Intense Arm-wanker August 3, 2013
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Proper Wank

A slang word for Adelaide Strikers, “oh thats proper wank”
Definition 1. Jake Weatherald, Alex Carey, Phil Salt, Travis Head, Rashid Khan, Matt Short
by NAUGHTY NONCE February 1, 2020
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