cat whispering

When you skip every Thursday of college to stalk cats. This person is normally named Ben but could be called gay.

Stop cat whispering you weirdo

by pooant May 27, 2017

Jizz Whisperer

A person who spends time poking and smelling other mens' sperm. Usually called Ryan.

"Hey, what's up man?"
"Nothin' much, just sniffing sperm, looking for wrigglers"
"Man, you're such a jizz whisperer."

by ScreenNamesAreForWimps April 21, 2018

Shout Whispering

When you try to whisper quietly but you’ve been whispering for so long, you forget to be quiet and you whisper louder and louder, until it sounds like shouting

“Eve, don’t forget to whisper, your parents are in bed”
“I am whispering, Caroline!”
“No, Eve... that’s shout whispering. You’re louder than normal speaking volume...”
“Am I?? Ok sorry, I’ll be quiet.”

by Caroline2207 May 5, 2018

shout whispering

When you’ve been whispering for so long, you forget that you’re trying to be quiet. What started as a whisper ends up getting louder and louder, and eventually you’re shout whispering!

“Eve, keep the noise down - you’re parents are asleep in bed”
“I’m whispering, Caroline!”
“No, Eve. You’re shout whispering! You’re louder than normal speaking volume!”

by Caroline2207 February 10, 2018

kitty whisperer

(pro-noun): one who is overtly adept at causing the female orgasm to repeatedly occur.

"Dude: That guy looks like he could clear a room full of women with one smile."
Other dude: " That guy? He's a total kitty whisperer! Ask any of those women! Why do you think he has his 8" tongue hanging out his mouth?"

by clintopantochino February 17, 2018

french whisperer

One that excels at the art of cunnilingus and/or analingus

The date wasn’t great but he was a French whisperer, so I may keep his number.

by Cinnabeard March 31, 2019

Thot whisperer

When a guy online talks to multiple thots & has vagina falling outta his inbox

Sick of getting called a thot whisperer.. I may a swell just become one!

by Veetolio April 21, 2020