Watchtower

The Watchtower magazine contains no advertizing and is not political. "It adheres to the Bible as its authority."
The magazine name is sometimes confused with Jehovah's Witnesses, who publish it and distribute it at their own cost. A "Study Edition" is the main teaching tool used at the public Bible studies of Jehovah's Witnesses, to complement and explain the Bible teachings. It is also available to the public in a "Public Edition" which is written in more general language with unfamiliar terms explained.
The Watchtower, Bible and Tract Society is a publishing company used by Jehovah's Witnesses to print and distribute all of its literature (including the Watchtower and AWAKE! magazines) through the congregations world-wide. It also makes its publications available free of charge at jw.org. Virtually everything they publish in many languages can be downloaded without obligation anywhere in the world. It is a non-profit organization completely comitted to fulfilling the prophecy of Matthew 24:14.

If you would like to know more about the Bible and how it is practical today, please accept our Watchtower magazine where you can consider these thoughts at your convenience. If you will read it we offer it free of charge or obligation.

by SeantheSheep August 16, 2010

wacchu got on my 40 cuz

Slang for what do you have for me.

Guy 1: "Wacchu got on my 40 cuz?"

Guy 2: "I got 20 dubs on it right now."

by K!NG KHANH July 22, 2007

watching Seinfeld

this is the current alternate name for sexual intercourse, aka fanta, getting jiggy with it, etc.

As Gerard exclaimed that he was "watching Seinfeld" with his female friend, his friends begged him to spare the details.

by Thurman Thomas March 14, 2008

watchin' shrek

A guy code for masturbation.

Guy A - "Hey man how was your weekend?"
Guy B - "Pretty good, parents were gone so I spent it watchin' shrek."
Guy A - "Nice."
Chick - "WHAT DO YOU MEAN WATCHIN SHREK, LOL"
Guys - "dumb bitch."

by Codeezy March 3, 2006

Watchtower

The space station that serves as official Justice League headquarters. The Watchtower was paid for and designed by Wayne Industries and lived in by Batman, Wonder Woman, John Stewart (the Green Lantern of Earth), Superman, J'onn J'onzz (the Martian Manhunter, the Flash, Hawkgirl, and many more.

Static: I feel like a great big double-A battery.
Batman: Look at it this way: You could prevent the Watchtower from crashing into any location on Earth... even Dakota.

by DanMat6288 May 26, 2005

hate watching

When the pleasure you get watching something on TV comes from your hatred of it.

It's really sad that I learned that technique from hate watching Toddler's & Tiaras

So I was hate watching this liberal/conservative talk show the other day, and the host wouldn't stop talking about healthcare!

by Philosophistry October 26, 2013

boobie watcher

a man or woman (mostly a man) that is gifted in the art of sensing boobs all around him and never gets caught. he passes his talents down from generation to generation. he is gifted in the art of carefully watching a woman's hooters without her noticing.

"did you see the double d's behind me, or how about over there those c cups? that is why they call me the boobie watcher"

by slingshot19 March 23, 2009