Mexican trench war

When the girl is lying on her stomach and the guy fucks her ass cheeks while she shits on his dick.

One time in Tijuana I got a 2 dollar hooker and gave her the Mexican trench war. There was shit all over.

by giventofly November 6, 2009

world war

A war involving a significant fraction of europe may retroactively be labelled a world war.

"Great War doesn't sound important enough -- let's call it a world war."

by tombleyboo September 6, 2009

eBay War

When two or more users will try to outbid one another, usually near the expiration of an auction, with low bids from the final minutes to higher bids of the last few seconds of the said event. As well, there is an overwhelming sense of Ebay jeebies when "engaged" in an eBay War.

User1 (Texas): "Dj_Krack_a_Lack_a isn't gonna get that last copy of the unedited Korean-bootleg version of Napolean Dynamite, with 5 seconds of additional bonus footage, and a new catch phrase, even if I have to bid $100!"
User2 (New York): "Why won't EM0K!D1234 give up? I'm getting that DVD!"
User3 (Toronto): "I'll just click the BuyItNOw! and end this eBay War"

by yetanotherdj August 29, 2006

Cold War II

The renewed tensions between the United States and Russia, leading to a rapid diplomatic and military escalation between the two countries.

Some people claim it started in 1999 when NATO expanded to include former Soviet allies. Others pin the start date as August 8th, 2008, when Russian forces pushed the US allied Georgian forces out of South Ossetia and Abkhazia.

Quote by Russian President Medvedev, August 26th 2008:
"We are not afraid of anything, including the prospect of a new Cold War" (Cold War II)

by skillsandwisdom October 22, 2008

Michigan-Ohio War

Also known as the Toledo War.

Toledo has been a part of Ohio since its statehood in 1803. However, early maps of Michigan included the "Toledo Strip", an area of land stretching from Indiana to Lake Erie, containing the city of Toledo, as well as the Maumee River Bay. When Michigan sought statehood in the early 1830s, they included a small town called Toledo, MI in their survey of the land. Neither state ceded the land to the other.

In 1835, Ohio, having enough of this, raised a militia and sent it to the border. Laws were made against citizens submitting to the Michigan's laws. Michigan reacted similarly, also sending troops.

Shots were fired, but there were no actual casualties during the "war". However, when a Michigan deputy attempted to arrest an Ohioan, he was stabbed, and this is considered the only injury of the conflict.

In 1836, Congress pressured Michigan to give the land up. Today, Toledo and the Toledo Strip are both part of Ohio.

Some consider the Michigan-Ohio War as the beginning cause for the rivalry between the two states.

by Ohioan December 9, 2008

world war II

Allies vs Axis, started mostly by fascist imperialism on the part of the Axis powers. During the war, Germany at its peak had taken over most of Europe, Japan had taken most of the Pacific island nations, and Italy had taken most of northern Africa. Ended in 1945. Perhaps the most significant event of the 20th century, and this dictionary can't possibly begin to cover all of it. See also: every show on the History Channel.

Thirty years from now when you're sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee, and he asks you, "What did you do in the great World War Two?" -- you won't have to say, "Well, I shoveled shit in Louisiana."
-- General George Patton

by boohiss June 8, 2004

tug-o-war with the Cyclops

masturbate
wank
jack off
Stroke the Salami
a date with Pam and her five friends
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

"Failing to find someone to fuck after the club, Jimmy resorted to a tug-o-war with the Cyclops."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003