Waking Mummy

When a male ejaculates on a sleeping females eyes while she is sleeping. The female is surprised when she wakes up to find her eyes are crusted shut such that she needs to raise her arms like a mummy to find her way to the bathroom.

That girl was such a bitch I gave her a waking mummy.

by DoubleD629 September 21, 2019

Wanking on the door knob

The informal term for Auto Erotic Asphyxiaton by hanging onesself from the door - commonly used by coroners & medical examiners in informal setting

Did you determine the cause of death Scott?
I think we can rule out foul play Ed, I'm fairly certain he was just wanking on the door knob.

by Ed Bosh February 12, 2022

wackington

Term used by damianluck925 aka.Fulcrum.
Used to replace wack (during lame or contemptible occasions), he commonly uses it in his videos, in which he would usually enter yodieland.

Fulcrum: They kicked me out! That's wackington.

by yodiefan November 3, 2022

Wog Wanking

Wog wanking is the term of an overly Australian man or woman masturbating furiously over morally heartbreaking things.

Oi cunt, what'd you do last night?

Oh I was just Wog Wanking.

Mate, you need to fucking stop.

by Undeniably Fucked Up October 10, 2016

Weed Wacking

When you blow a raspberry against your girlfriend's hairy pussy. It's called weed wacking from the noise it produces.

"I'm gonna weed wack your pussy so good."

"I'm going Weed Wacking tonight."

by Real big ween June 8, 2018

Robo Walkin

When your friends specific walk is too goofy for human consumption and is hella uncoordinated. The walk must be in a stiff motion from the leg region, minimum arm movement, stiff neck, and must waddle as if they are a penguin.

Wow that person is such a goofy goober, they do be Robo Walking tho.

by BigBootyButters August 6, 2023

Waking up in Vietnam

To become so drunk that you are sure to have a massive hangover the following day.

"Oh Boy, Burty's getting so wasted. He's going to be Waking up in Vietnam tomorrow."

by Lolicato April 21, 2009