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Vamp

This is someone who:
1-Wears only black, maybe red
2-Is female
3-has eclectic taste in music, movies, and literature
4-Wears black eyeliner, red lipstick, and no foundation
6-Is commonly called Goth or Emo, and hates both
7-can be surrounded by friends and utterly alone all at once
8-Has pessimistic tendencies, but calls herself a "realist"
9-Would buy an antique peace of jewellery as opposed to anything from Hot Topic
10-Refers to her style as 19th Century aristocratic
11-Is self conscience about her looks, and abilities
13-Everyone secretly wants to fuck or be her, but no one will admit it
Morticia Adams combined with Faith the vampire slayer with a dash of Elvira. Shake bake, and you've got yourself a vamp.
by ALIXTHEVAMPLOVER September 13, 2011
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vampirate

A Pirate that is a vampire.

Usually annhiliate and devour small, helpless, defenseless children.

Pisses off Mrs. Tuzzino.
What the 'f is a vampirate?
by Sketti April 6, 2003
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vamping

A word of the 60's and 70's used for the heavy assault on a person done by the police, usually during a political event or rally.
The vamping at that rally was brutal, they covered all the bases: clubbing, shoving, dragging, gassing, and even buckshot.
by Master of Chaos August 18, 2007
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vamping

verb
1. A sexual manuever which entails the eating out of a female while she is menstrating

2. A sexual manuever which entails a female slicing a part of the male's penis in order to suck the blood out of the cut during climax
"There's no blood in my cock! That bitch was vamping me hard!"
by Murky Weather August 19, 2007
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vampire

A creature of the night featured in the TV shows Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel. Vampires are souless creatures with no conscience, a ruthless killer instinct, and a never ending thirst for human blood. Their lack of a soul or a conscience, coupled with their murderous intent makes them one of the most lethal variety of demon in the Buffyverse.

Vampires are extremely strong in comparison to a regular human being. Their strength is of course, mystical in nature. It aids them during hunting, and is key to their survival. In addition to their incredible strength levels, vampires also possess heightened senses such as smell, sight and hearing. They can also sense fear.

Vampires have only 2 interests: Drinking blood, and killing human beings. They take a great deal of pleasure in fucking people up; torture is a vampire's favourite passtime. A vampire notable for his love of torture is Spike, or "William the Bloody".

Vampires also have weaknesses. A shit load, to be precise. You can kill one by the following methods:

Stabbing that mofo in the heart with a sharp piece of wood after which they will subsequently turn to dust. Pretty hilarious really when you think about it; something as awesome as that turns to basically nothing as a result of being stabbed in the chest with wood. Made me wonder how Angel's friends would react if he died, haha. There would be nothing left of him to cry over.

Making him drink holy water, or alternatively, dipping him in holy water. The resut would be spontaneous combustion.

Cutting his head off, or blowing it off with a shotgun, or slamming it in a car door

Droping him in a box full of crosses

Drop kicking him into the sunlight

Setting him on fire.

Feeding him "The Killer of the Dead": a poison for vamires that kills slowly and painfully in 24 hours.

As vampires are primarily noctural, they only ever hunt at night, except for the ones that have tinted delivery trucks and full body suits. If they do have said suits, they will take advantage of your complacent attitude during the day, and drag you into the truck where you will be gang raped by a bunch of them, and subsequently bitten.

Vampires kill their prey by biting either the jugular vein or biting the arm and drinking the victim's blood till there's nothing left in the body.

Their favourite blood is Slayer blood, which they refer to as "supercharged juice" or "warrior juice". Least favourite is pigs' blood, which funny enough is what the reformed Angel drinks, in stark contrast to his Angelus alter ego, who only drinks blood from the healthiest of humans.

Speaking of Angelus - He is the most twisted vampire of all, currently the strongest (after The Master died), the smartest and the most deadly.

In order to make a human being a vamipire, you have to "sire" him or her. This can be done by drinking his blood, and then letting him drink yours just before he dies. The newly made vampire will rise from his grave at midnight or so.
Notable vampires: Me, Angelus, Darla (fine piece of ass when she's not biting yours off, lulz), Spike, Drusilla, Penn (serial killer vampire), The Master (boring Turok-Han-esque vampire).
by UserOfInternetsLol October 29, 2006
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vampire freaks

a networking website for the awesome, scene,emo, gothic, and industrial.
wwww.vampirefreaks.com/kookoobananas
Jaime: did you check vampire freaks today?
Ircha: Yeah, kookoobananas added new pictures!
by Kookoobananas January 27, 2008
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Vamp

A guy or girl who is usually dressed in gothic clothing. They are not actually a real vampire and because of that they are called vamps as in 'almost vampire'.

Vamps are known to:

1. Show a large intrest in vampires either mythological, or in movies, comic, etc.

and/or

2. Express vampire qualities (note: Vampire qualities does not always mean sucking blood).
That girl looks dark but sexy, maybe she's a vamp.
by Bloody Cape January 2, 2005
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