One whom regularly enjoys viewing porn of the unicorn variety, and/or has excessive amounts of unicorn porn on his porn viewing device, usually fat, smelly, acne riddled, mentally retarded, and/or socially awkward
by Captain unicorn porn July 13, 2014
by peach cookie December 17, 2021
by Uwe11 January 29, 2008
two lovers are deeply in love and get to the stage of wanting yo have a 69 then they want to do doggy style but theyre scared their partner doesn't feel the same so they are afraid it will lead to rape, the woman wants anal and wants to suck her partner off but the man just wants to get his dick in her no matter what and eventually they have their night together in bed they wake up with bodily liquid everywhere, then they wake up to realised they fucked so hard the mans dick got stuvk inside of her, but they get it out and the woman pops out twins out of her fanny!!!! he ends it by saying ill rupture your insides anyday baby cakes xoxoxoxo they gives her love bites and they have sex all day in front of their new born twins so they witness baby porn!!!!!!1
YEAH GUYS, you'll never guess what... we finally did it, we did unicorn rupture sex, it was amazing ill do it anytime he can get back in my bed!!!!!!!
by sugardaddyyyyy October 26, 2017
A way for gay people in the military to contact other gay people in the military that they like them.
Hey foxtrot unicorn charlie kilo, wanna hang out.
by AJLAKE October 05, 2015
A place where unicorns poop magic fairies and vampires and Harry Potter come to save everyone! Yeeeeee!
Magic fairy unicorn land is totally nuup
by girlwho'sdoneitwitheveryone March 05, 2012
The best thing you could imagine because Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows are things only seen in dreams and sometimes TV shows and films. They are quick, smart, loyal and fat.
by WWEFIFA_Rhys August 05, 2018