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Twitter Twilight Zone

A zone of unreality and imagination , where every person and ideology exists , and they all hate you
Man that ideology doesn't exist dude , it's just a Twitter Twilight Zone.
by Tzeentch June 17, 2020
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Twitter Dyslexia

When the tweet you planned to post goes past the character limit, then you cut, change and edit, so you can fit it into one tweet. After you post it, you realize you left in/out a random word or had text/punctuation in the wrong place that makes it sound weird.
"By the time I realized my twitter dyslexia, people had already liked and re-tweeted it"
by trutherbotnet May 17, 2020
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Twitter

A place where the most rotten and vile people reside in, in this forsaken place you will find dramas every 5 seconds, 14 year old people who get offended at the slightest of things, pedophiles, zoophiles and more than the eye could see.
Tom: Hey, I just made an account on Twitter!
Alex: You have created a big mistake dude, delete your account this instant. NOW!
by imp fuck2 April 27, 2022
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X formerly Twitter

Do you know why news articles keep saying "๐™“, ๐™›๐™ค๐™ง๐™ข๐™š๐™ง๐™ก๐™ฎ ๐™๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ฉ๐™š๐™ง" instead of just X, even though everybody already knows its name change by now? I'll tell you why, because it's just one damn letter! Semantically, X could be anything given this is literally its meaning in both math and linguistics. It's so utterly vague that journalists have to mention twitter just in case any lesser-informed individuals get confused. What was the elongated muskrat even thinking?

Also, whoever is botting tens of thousands of dislikes to the newest "X" definitions needs to get a life lmao.
BBC news: in a statement posted to X formerly Twitter, it said the protest was part of efforts to integrate food into the general social security system.
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twitter

the spot between your twat and your shitter
"That's my twitter!"
by pooster2 December 9, 2012
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Twitter Atheist

Somebody who will talk about Religion more than the Pope or Dalai Lama on Twitter. Theyโ€™re similar to Reddit Atheists in that 90% of the time, their biggest trauma with Religion was going to Sunday school and going into detention for saying God isnโ€™t real.
Guy on Twitter: I think God is cool and I also respect Atheists

Twitter Atheist: God is dead and your Religion is false. Kill yourself.

Guy on Twitter: Tf bro I just said I think God is cool
by Skenry of Halitz December 16, 2023
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TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP FEEDBACK

The thing that is at the bottom of the "Urban Dictionary is written by you" panel on the home screen.
by ComputerWorld April 5, 2024
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