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Twitter is basically 1000000 tons of toxic waste all compiled into one website. If we deleted it, the sea levels would probably be back to it's level in 1922.
I use twitter and i'm a huge pain in the ass and i'm better than you. Even if you win the Nobel Peace Prize, i'll still be better than you. (casually posts mid+l+bozo+don't care+didn't ask+i'm better+ratio+0 iq about someone saying they like apples)
by thiscatisd September 13, 2022
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Twitter circle

Where you can be horny in peace
by London berry September 13, 2022
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stan twitter

just lame idolatry that needs to dissipate soon or the implications for pop music will be something substantially worse than ironic. I’d like to add that I don’t think Eminem deserves to have inadvertently coined the unfortunate term “stan,” but that would be a stan Eminem thing to say, and, let’s face it, I have been a stan, a shameful thing to admit, but at least not a “swift or”! despite admittedly liking much of the over-comparatively unduly hyped, bland-ish pop star’s (redundant?) “music.”
to Sky Ferreira Twitter-stan is an exercise in unironic self-abasement, but definitely retains a certain underground style, qua ultimate pop hero(in(e)), unlike most of so-called stan Twitter
by skyferreirastan3000 October 28, 2022
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twitter

a place where anything and everything goes to die a slow and painful death from being cancelled
I deleted twitter because I realized I had a life.
by narigi421 October 29, 2022
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twitter

person 1: dude my wifi won't let me watch porn!

person 2: bro just use twitter lmfao.
by i give good descriptions October 31, 2022
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Twitter

When you die, you're going to Twitter.
by Artyboi November 4, 2022
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Twitter

I mean it speaks for its self.

jack- "they are you on twitter"
sam- "You mean hell?"
by TheGuyWhoSpeaks November 5, 2022
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