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Twitter

Twitter absolutely sucks. Don’t use it. Seriously. People there are toxic as hell and it drains your iq to the size of a goldfish. Politics everywhere, assholes begging for attention, cancelling someone for using SARCASM of all things, the works. You’re better off deepthroating a hotdog than spending a minute on that website, at least you learn something. Trust me it ain’t worth it. Your brain will thank you later.
Guy 1: Hey I was thinking about using Twitter and-
Guy 2: Don’t. Trust me on this one dude.
by Duckos February 15, 2021
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twitter

when birds seduce they make a twitter noise, that's how the male knows that's how to move it
"bro those birds are seducing each other!"

"no wonder i'm hearing twitter!
by combinedbirdspower May 2, 2023
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Twitter

A social media app used frequently by many people posting pictures and videos including arguments, art, memes, etc. Often considered a problematic platform to many people.
“Look what I just posted on Twitter!”
“That’s so cool! I just liked it.”
by Coolperson7765 February 6, 2022
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Twitter

The slave between your twat and shitter.
Have you seen my Twitter today?
by lickityspits June 8, 2023
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Twitter

"Half way between your twat, and your shitter" the area between the vagina and anus.
I want you to tickle my twitter
by THEtwitterqueen December 29, 2020
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Twitter Bomb

When someone jumps into your Twitter conversation, nastily tells you what they think of your points, can't deal with your patient replies, and quickly exits with "I don't have to put up with this! Blocked!"

Like a photo bomb, they are uninvited, and leave a disfigured image ... a timeline with blank comments where there's used to be, so that your replies look like you're talking to yourself.
I was arguing why a particular religion wasn't so great when this guy Twitter Bombed me, called me a racist, but couldn't explain what was racist about what I'd said, so eventually blocked me.
by ronmurp May 27, 2020
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Twitter

"Wanna go on Twitter?"
"Did you mean hell?"
by ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ December 23, 2021
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