Twitter

Twitter is a blogging app meant to be bullshit,

it also causes insomnia.

Twitter is ruining my life.

by CaligulasAquarium July 19, 2015

twitter titan

a mf that always be on twitter saying random shit and just chattin

leilani: what happened to dennis i never see him in the comm?

peyton: he turned into a twitter titan

by ofthestarz May 12, 2023

Twitter

Scary. Never state your controversial opinions on this site unless you want a box of spiders at your door (the spiders at your door is a very dramatic result of what could happen. Also very not likely)

Someone:”I like *insert controversial cc (content creator)”
Some idiot Stan on Twitter: “Your address is ________________. I hope you break ur arm. Anyways go *insert some Stan shit*

by n0t_Ash December 30, 2021

X formerly Twitter

Do you know why news articles keep saying "𝙓, 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙡𝙮 𝙏𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧" instead of just X, even though everybody already knows its name change by now? I'll tell you why, because it's just one damn letter! Semantically, X could be anything given this is literally its meaning in both math and linguistics. It's so utterly vague that journalists have to mention twitter just in case any lesser-informed individuals get confused. What was the elongated muskrat even thinking?

Also, whoever is botting tens of thousands of dislikes to the newest "X" definitions needs to get a life lmao.

BBC news: in a statement posted to X formerly Twitter, it said the protest was part of efforts to integrate food into the general social security system.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 26, 2024

Mportormpotor twitter

Sterling then ein boys with their typical fooling and sarcastic tweets and comments and especially with the IDOLO comments 😹

Mportormpotor Twitter folks commenting idolo and laughing emojis in comments section

by 007gayzee March 9, 2022

rich people twitter

hell.

if you ever want a reason to die, just go onto rich people twitter.

by the cooler penguin27 February 14, 2022

Twitter

A hellish site full of a bunch of idiots who think it's ok to fuck animals, and that kids can consent, Also a bunch of people who find anything offensive

Twitter user: "Guys kids and animals can consent, im a proud zoophile and i thought german luigi was offensive 🤓🤓🤓🤓"

by Ihategachalife May 30, 2022