Twat Cleaner

To fuck and cum in a womans vagina and then use a straw to suck the douche out of her.

"Dude i feel like a bitch, my girl said i was her personal Twat Cleaner"

by licdapoontang April 28, 2009

twat pocket

1. Someone who is or resembles a pussy

Clay was too scared to go streaking, what a twat pocket.

by master pimp juice August 7, 2009

twat rangoon

1. The rare chinese treat made from won-tons and fresh chinese vagina.

2. What you call the vagina while perfoming cunnilingus on a chinese woman.

1. Wow...Kiki made the most delicious twat rangoons I've ever eaten.

2. Kiki has the best twat rangoon I've ever eaten, good thing it wasn't a crab rangoon.

by R"MD"C October 25, 2006

Twat Twins

The female version of butt buddies

Gen and Rushdah are having another sleepover?!? those twat twins

by thatjerseykid July 17, 2011

Twat-in-law

A sister-in-law whom is a twat.

My twat-in-law complained the entire time she was here.

by RM7816 May 19, 2018

Twat Tax

Money spent by people on their own idiocy. Money spent on fixing situations caused by one's own idiocy.

On Friday night I got so bungalowed that I locked myself out of the house and had to pay £80 for a locksmith to change the locks, that's an £80 Twat Tax so far this week.

by Maraqui February 11, 2012

Twat Nap

Derogatory expression for a lady's sanitary towel or tampon. Usually seen on 'that week' during each month on the bathroom windowsill.

Fred: "how did last night go wit dat bitch?"
Colin: "Alright, but when i went to the pisser, i saw
she had the twat naps out, so i leapt out the window and ran for my life.

by 'Mad' Davey C September 7, 2006