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Twitter Dyslexia

When the tweet you planned to post goes past the character limit, then you cut, change and edit, so you can fit it into one tweet. After you post it, you realize you left in/out a random word or had text/punctuation in the wrong place that makes it sound weird.
"By the time I realized my twitter dyslexia, people had already liked and re-tweeted it"
by trutherbotnet May 17, 2020
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Twitter Atheist

Somebody who will talk about Religion more than the Pope or Dalai Lama on Twitter. Theyโ€™re similar to Reddit Atheists in that 90% of the time, their biggest trauma with Religion was going to Sunday school and going into detention for saying God isnโ€™t real.
Guy on Twitter: I think God is cool and I also respect Atheists

Twitter Atheist: God is dead and your Religion is false. Kill yourself.

Guy on Twitter: Tf bro I just said I think God is cool
by Skenry of Halitz December 16, 2023
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twitter

the spot between your twat and your shitter
"That's my twitter!"
by pooster2 December 9, 2012
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X formerly Twitter

Do you know why news articles keep saying "๐™“, ๐™›๐™ค๐™ง๐™ข๐™š๐™ง๐™ก๐™ฎ ๐™๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ฉ๐™š๐™ง" instead of just X, even though everybody already knows its name change by now? I'll tell you why, because it's just one damn letter! Semantically, X could be anything given this is literally its meaning in both math and linguistics. It's so utterly vague that journalists have to mention twitter just in case any lesser-informed individuals get confused. What was the elongated muskrat even thinking?

Also, whoever is botting tens of thousands of dislikes to the newest "X" definitions needs to get a life lmao.
BBC news: in a statement posted to X formerly Twitter, it said the protest was part of efforts to integrate food into the general social security system.
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Twitter

A hellish site full of a bunch of idiots who think it's ok to fuck animals, and that kids can consent, Also a bunch of people who find anything offensive
Twitter user: "Guys kids and animals can consent, im a proud zoophile and i thought german luigi was offensive ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“"
by Ihategachalife May 30, 2022
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Twitter

A place of Hell, where Cancel Culture exists in every turn, watch out! Type something that isn't offensive and they will come after work!
by anonymous June 26, 2021
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Stan Twitter

Stan Twitter is a community of most twitter and tiktok users that post stuff related to celebrities

The "american side" is the bigger side of the community, they are usually nice but can be annoying
Some of their icons: Nicki Minaj, Cardi B, Ariana Grande, Mitski

The "kpop side" is the smaller but much more toxic than the american side. Most of them will tell anyone they find annoying to kill themselves then say that it's a joke and that they shouldn't be a softie about it.
Some of their icons are: Stray Kids, Twice, TXT, Kep1er, LOONA

Most of the stan twitter community loves to overuse words such as "slay" or "purr"
Stan Twitter is a weird place
by chuuloona October 1, 2022
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