Crispy Troll

A woman who, while normally somewhat attractive, obsessively tans to the point of unattractiveness. The resultant "moldy tangerine" texture of the skin causes repulsion in all men except those most desperate for sex. Members of this category usually travel in packs.

Guy A: Dude, that girl's hot! Check out that booty!
Guy B: Naw man, she's rotten. Look at her orange skin, she's a Crispy Troll. It'd be like having sex with a rotten tangerine.

by CrispyHunter April 4, 2012

Vulture Troll

A subcategory of troll that is known to comment on articles about a recent death.

"That vulture troll is making fun of the poor 12 year old girl who just died of brain cancer! How tasteless!"

by TiberiusJulius2 January 7, 2012

Troll Playing

The act of logging into an online role-playing environment with the express intention of annoying role playing geeks and possibly making them cry.

Robero the Valiant: Good day villager, perhaps you could direct us to the nearest Ale House?

Villager NPC: Sure, go right down this path...

Gandarb: I kill the villager, scalp him, and hand the bloody scalp to Robero.

Robero the Valiant: (out of character) Wat r u doing!?!1

Gandarb: What, that's what my character would do!

Robero the Valiant: (out of character) You're Troll Playing!

by Scanford March 1, 2011

Titty Trolling

The act of going all around the internet (particularly on sites like Chatroulette and Omegle) on a desperate quest to see some titallage.

Chat roulette convo:
Girl: "you're cute. you're not titty trolling, are you?"
Guy: "well.. I was gonna see if you'd show me your tatas."

by graffika August 5, 2011

dumb troll

A person who unknowingly trolled someone. Usually seen and expressed from an objective perspective.

Haha oh man Tom gave all the old people the joke can of beans? haha and he didn't even know! What a dumb troll!

by ddrmidget June 29, 2011

trolling for cops

Purposefully driving around disobeying traffic laws with the purpose of seeing if you can attract attention from traffic police.

Cops always seem attracted to my car, as if I am out <i>trolling for cops</i>.

by willz48640 November 6, 2011

Troll Juju

Troll Juju: Noun. A Slang word for a pain killer sold by street pharmacists, which is known as Percocets. Reason it is named this is possibly because in a hypothetical situation, where you rail about 5 pills in one sitting, you may experience what you believe is voodoo sorcery, and/or feel like a troll.

Todd: Hey dude, wanna get some Troll Juju later?
Ralph: Yeah bro, lets do it!

by Nawlsbawls November 24, 2011