Dick touch december 

Since boys can slap girls asses in October,and touch their tits in november,girls can now touch boys dicks all through december

Abbie:"i touched mathew's dick!"
Clare:"and he just let you?"
Abbie:"yea,because its dick touch december"

Dick touch december by 911flightattendent October 11, 2020

Green Touch Landscaping 

Easily the best lawn service in Warner Robins, Bonaire, Kathleen, and Perry.

Hey Nathan, your yard really looks like shit! You should of hired Green Touch Landscaping they take great care of my yard

Green Touch Landscaping by LawnMaster January 18, 2021

le touch 

When a character touches or does something in a meme, people normally add "le| before the verb to make it funny.

*le me at bed summer*
*le touch le wall *
*it's cold*
"STICK ON THE WALL!!!"

le touch by vikmcsrb January 24, 2021

Brain Touch 

(Verb) To touch someone on their penis with your mind using psychic abilities

“Hey troy, watch me brain touch this guy. He’s gonna be so confused.”

Brain Touch by Dr.ProfessorSirLevi February 24, 2021

cant touch me

When a person is so good its hard to believe and nobody can compare to them no matter how hard they try. Basically means "You'll never be as good as me." or when you cant touch someone, whether that be physically, emotionally, spiritually, and/or mentally. In general just means someone is THAT bitch/or nigga.

example:

Person 1- "You cant touch me!'
Person 2- *shakes head* "you right..."

cant touch me by wowgetoutmyface March 6, 2021

Barbie touch 

When a guy fingers you with cold, rigid hands.

My boyfriend gave me the Barbie Touch.

Barbie touch by Pdizzlest July 26, 2021

Nigga Touch 

Opposite of Midas Touch where everything someone touches turns into gold or makes something creative. Nigga Touch is when everything a black ass nigga puts his hands on turns to shit.

Nigga: "Aye cuz, I need to borrow your lawnmower!"

Normal Human Being: "Ok, here you go."

2 hours later...

Nigga: "Aye cuz, here's your lawnmower cuz!"

Normal Human Being: "Wait it's destroyed! What happened to it!?!?"

Nigga: "Sheeeeeiiiitt, I don't know!? I just put my hands on it and it just blew up to smithereens.

Normal Human Being: "Oh I see... You got that Nigga Touch!"

Nigga: "Nigga Touch!?!?"

Normal Human Being: "Yeah! Where everything a black ass nigga puts his hands on turns to shit!"

Nigga Touch by MangoMelon August 9, 2021