grapple toe

When someone has fucked up toes and uses them as tools. For example to pick things up and tie people's shoe laces. Ewan studd has these toes and toe fucks his girlfriend and dog all the time. The dog loves it very much.

Izzy- "ewan pass me that parsnip"
Ewan *picks up the parsnip with his monkey feet and launches it at her*.,

Izzy- "fuck that you're grapple toes have touched it"

by Burtysquirty123 August 29, 2017

Daniel's Toes

A long toed creature who resembles Steve from minecraft. He will steal your bestfriend, take them to the zoo, and feed them to gorillas. He is also a slut shamer.

Daniel's Toes, if you are reading this please stop using your instagram story as a hockey highlights account. And please send more goldfish to yours truly. If you don't then I will feed you to the gorillas.

by goldfeeshlover April 25, 2020

Callous toe

When your entire toe becomes calloused. Untreatable and symtpoms may be elevated using foot polish.

"Callous toe gives you the urge to be frisky with furniture."

by White Boy18 September 1, 2013

Gruffalo toes

Gruffalo toes is a person with dirty and disgusting toes

Get your gruffalo toes away from me

by Lil.briggs May 28, 2020

dad toe

When your toe starts being overtaken with fungus resembling that of many dads over 40.

"Dude, I've got a serious case of dad toe on my left big toe."

by Mouse Rat July 12, 2016

penis toes

Imagine your toes but they’re tiny dicks

Dude look at his penis toes

Chad fucked me hard with his penis toes

by penislicker105 February 10, 2019

retarded toes

When your big toe is shorter than the toe next to it.

“Sydney has retarded toes. Look! Her big toe isn’t the biggest toe.”

by AdamCheats February 7, 2019