English Teacher

They are either the best teachers or the worst teachers you’ll have. There’s no in between.

The English teacher read us the instructions for our essays.

by The Possum of Wisdom November 10, 2022

English

It’s a language.

I SPEAK ENGLISH!!

by urmomscat April 28, 2022

Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children For A Twenty Five Dollar Open Container Ticket

Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children For A Twenty Five Dollar Open Container Ticket

Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children For A Twenty Five Dollar Open Container Ticket

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

English breakfast

When you wake up someone by dragging your nutsack across their face (known as teabagging)

Had this bird around the other night, & gave her an English breakfast in the morning, woke her up quick smart!

by Nick Off April 22, 2021

English Totem Pole

The act where a man must be fully soft in which 8 British men then all begin sucking.Inflating the totem pole and preforming the English Totem Pole

Jeremy was still soft even after the English Totem Pole, I fear nothing will erect him.

by RapeVictim December 22, 2020

English Tosser

An arrogant wanker from England is an English Tosser

An arrogant wanker from England is an English Tosser

by Big Willie Wallace February 16, 2020

Massimo English

A formal noun for a male with abnormally extruded nipples and an insatiable tendency to masturbate in the presence of others. "Massimo English"'s are known for their abnormally girthy micropenis (chode).However, Massmo English's are also known for being incredibly handsome and drawing the attention of muscular women.

That stud is definitely a MASSIMO ENGLISH

by maxenglish'schode September 7, 2022