Owen

Owen is the type of guy that has always been around, but girls kinda take over his life. He leaves to go to target with them by himself and can’t seem to not be talking to one. This species of Owen is hard to find, and if u do find one just know he cares about you, but he is probably doing something for a girl it’s ok. But in the case that you do find a Owen you need to try to fix them before they become a gay best friend.

“Hey who is that guy hanging out with the girls alone.”

“That’s just Owen.”

by Alphabetsoup65 November 25, 2021

Owen

A smaller sexy Spanish male whom has a huge ass

“That man must be an owen”

by Ryan Bellew June 10, 2018

Owens

To make a mistake, screw something up, constantly do something wrong. A habitual bungler.

Bill purchased a new car and forgot to add oil to the engine , he really owensed that up.

by Joe Bolrick April 6, 2020

Owen-Bayer

She may be pro VSCO or not, liberal or not, feminist or not, pro choice or life (my body my choice lol,) transgender or not, or even bi or not. But she is a person. And soon, everyone will be equal(hopefully). If you have one as a classmate then... uh oh.

Hi class, we have a new student! Her name is Sasha Owen-Bayer!

Random EMO: Uh oh.

by Soap_Mactavish September 18, 2019

Owen

Owen is all for freaky videos and songs.
He enjoys Fallout to the point where you may not see his face for months. The dude can drink so many twisted teas and not give a damn. He is all over anyone called Joe or Zack.

Guy 1: is that Owen?
Guy 2: he was black out drunk yesterday

by Itsjustme7 January 25, 2025

Owen

the best guy you will ever meet

and should be treated as a king/queen

sometimes has a friend named rowan/idiot

rowan: you are so amazing Owen, and you are the best friend ever i should praise you for being so good

by arctick_girrafe May 11, 2022

Owen Whisenat

Owens are extremely special. They’re incredibly intelligent and extremely humble. They will be there for you no matter what. They’re incredibly understanding and patient. They don’t hold grudges. If you were to tell a secret to Owen, no worries, it’s not going anywhere. They’re truly a blessing and keep them around for as long as humanly possible.

Jud: Yo Owen Whisenat guess what
Owen: what?
Jud: CHICKEN BUTT HAHAHAHA

by Judson Scott March 25, 2021