Myspace whore

Somebody, usually a girl, who consumes most of their time on myspace.com. They add thousands of friends and usually have the number of friends they have in their screen name. Such as "KateB2k" 2k being the amount of friends they have. They spend hours even days on myspace begging for comments and get mad when they don't have 100 comments a day and constantly threaten to delete their myspace. When they put a new picture up, if it doesn't get a certain, large amount of comments, they'll either delete, or won't post a new one until it gets more. They also do the act of "whoring" somebody on myspace using "w4w" which is pretty much just begging for people to add a certain person so that others will add them.

Myspace whore: OMG, I haven't been on the computer in an hour, I MUST check and see if I have comments. If not, I'M GOING TO DELETE MY MYSPACE!!!

Picture caption: Get to 100 comments in an hour or I'm deleting. New picture when this gets 100.

Whoring bulletin: Add Kayla! She's super sweet. She comments!

by RiotBabeee June 19, 2010

myspaceing it

to be on myspace 24/7 like a low-life with no actual friends.

I wonder what the bitch is doing?
Oh she's probably myspaceing it.

by layackesita September 1, 2009

myspace shithead

A jackass on MySpace that thinks he's cool

Michale Jackson pedobear Herbert Bobby Haley is a myspace shithead

by That fat ass hoe December 18, 2013

Myspace Hack

Someone that hacks into or comments on other peoples profiles to engage in searching, flirting, or insulting someone who is not their friend just so you will see their comments/messages

Dude 1: Yo whose that girl that commented on Mikes page about you

Dude 2: I dunno she's just some myspace hack

by happycracker July 10, 2009

myspacing facebook

people who use fake names and pose very slutty or flash their abs a.ka. the "myspace pose".

Jennifer: OMG people keep myspacing facebook!
Valerie: Like, how?
Jennifer: Max Lovespandas...what kind of name is that?

by peanutjane May 1, 2011

myspace

a load of shit

'go on myspace'
'no its shit'

by wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!!! May 10, 2010

Myspace guy

When someone is a "thug" or really flashy on an internet social network (preferably myspace because that site allows for the most posturing due to colorful back grounds and special effects) but in real life they lack luster.

Keisha: did you ever go meet up with that guy Robert?

Carrie: ugh...yeah

Keisha: so was he as cool as he seemed on line?

Carrie: no, he was a myspace guy

Keisha: oh wow, sorry :(

by Lebv23 March 30, 2011