King Joe

Someone of considerable self-worth that is only important in their own insignificant world. Suffering from severe delusions of grandeur, they think the world will end abruptly when they cease to exist.

King Joe: "I am such a professional, this organization should be really honored to be benfitting from my knowledge and expertise."
Observer: "what a king joe"

by John Wesley February 12, 2008

lyin king

a person who tells a lie that is just so unbelievable you can only laugh out loud at their audacity

"I scored tickets to the Lion King so I can't make it for our date" makes John the lyin king

by female pharmacist February 8, 2015

Chode King

A person that is the ultimate master and human embodiment of a penis that is wider than it is long.

Dude, Kraig told me that he couldn't fit into his pants today. What a Chode King...

by Chat Cholm December 12, 2009

king of youtube

PEWDIEPIE will for ever be the one true king of YouTube

"Everybody knows pewdiepie is the king of YouTube"

by justaman April 18, 2018

King Kieran

King of all the known world and Universe. There are none higher than him.

King Kieran the great and benevolent!

by KingKieran March 16, 2012

Cha-king

To be stolen from, or to have anything swiped from you either covertly or blatantly. Typically perpetrated by one particular co-worker, when he steals a sale you have been working on. Also occurs in conversation in the form of one-upping or discussion of literature and expensive sandwiches. Practice initiated at ODI in Cordova, Tennessee by AMK.

Man, I was selling that customer a Perception kayak, and Andy comes along while I'm getting the boat and and straight up cha-kings me!

Better watch your custy, bro, or you're gonna get straight cha-kiiinnnnggggg!!!

by KBroChill June 26, 2008

Sausage King

The founder and keeper of the Sausage Factory. Also the holder of every chat Saturday.

The Sausage King has one big sausage.

by Stephen Nemeth February 22, 2005