Fake Friend

A Fake friend is someone who only talks to you when they want something. They will act like your friend while you're around but will take the first chance to snake you out.

Ashton Abramenko is a fake friend because she only talks to me when she wants food

by RAHEEMAKABBR June 15, 2018

Fake Chola

Noun. Basically has the same physical appearance and characteristics of a regular (Chola) of (Hispanic) descent, however are of (Filipino) descent. Prominently found in Hawaii as well as California. Often wears platform flip-flops or wedges, heavy make-up, unevenly paired skirts and tops, as well as a logo Coach purse or Gucci bag.

Sabine walked by the Coach store to find it was chock full of (fake cholas) blowing their rent money on logo coin purses and key chains.

by Deborah Sachiko September 7, 2010

fake dress

A pair of trousers that looks, from a distance, like a dress. Usually worn by women aren't proud to be female, yet are deluded into thinking they are doing their part to look girly. Very unoriginal.

Uther:"What a beautiful dress you have on!"
Igraine:"Those are pants."
Uther:"Ho-hum, another unoriginal tomboy wearing the typical fake dress."

by Braveheart's thirst for blood August 20, 2006

Fake Date

A person who associates themself with another, just for the purpose of stating theyre presence, with no sexual or any other type of activity .

My date for the prom was a complete fake date

by dudeforhire1229 June 20, 2004

A fake Jacob

A person who doesn’t like bees

He’s a bee hater, that’s why he’s a fake Jacob :(

by Yemayemayema March 8, 2020

Fake Frehley

A nickname for current Kiss lead guitarist Tommy Thayer, coined due to his unprecedented and arguably deceptive adoption of original lead guitarist Ace Frehley’s signature makeup and “persona” of “The Spaceman”.

Kiss uses Fake Frehley to trick casual fans into believing Ace is still in the band.

by Comic Sans Sucks November 5, 2022

Fake jerk

A jerk who's fake.

The one guy got shot for being a real asshole, but the fake jerk would say he was just kidding after everything he said, so that people at the party would think the guy was relatively harmless, like a benign tumor.

by Solid Mantis June 24, 2019