Lucy without her glasses makes her blind - lucy with her glasses on makes her look like the woman from weakest link
by Funnylad22 December 5, 2021
Get the Blindmug. When your poor ass too broke, and you got an old ass phone that can't keep up to date with new emoji, so all you see are blocks. Your ass blind to everybody's culturally appropriate shrugs, thoughtful smiley faces, and tacos.
by wokeupinapanic October 5, 2017
Get the emoji blindmug. A case of one or many people at once suffering from blindness for a night but have no recollection of said blindness. Often times, memories are suppressed and replaced with images that could never in a million years be true.
Babe, why did you send a nude to my best friend last night?
I didn't babe, you're just suffering from Universal Nocturnal Blindness Disease.
I didn't babe, you're just suffering from Universal Nocturnal Blindness Disease.
by Catlover145 June 24, 2017
Get the Universal Nocturnal Blindness Diseasemug. Not to be confused with mind-blindness.
The inability to see certain things due to them being excluded from your vision by your brain. This is most common with things that obscure your vision or are unnecessary for you to see but it can potentially happen to anything. For some people, they will be able to see it after either looking again or having it pointed out to them but some people will still be unable to see it. Mental blindness can play a part in some optical illusions.
The inability to see certain things due to them being excluded from your vision by your brain. This is most common with things that obscure your vision or are unnecessary for you to see but it can potentially happen to anything. For some people, they will be able to see it after either looking again or having it pointed out to them but some people will still be unable to see it. Mental blindness can play a part in some optical illusions.
Despite looking at the entire map, I could not see the part with my location due to my mental blindness.
by Shugunou March 22, 2023
Get the Mental Blindnessmug. A sexual act usually performed but not limited to a male and female.
Initially the male is blindfolded and then undressed by the female.
The female then undresses and lays legs akimbo on the edge of a piece of furniture, usually a bed or couch.
The blindfolded male then proceeds to find the females "letterbox" so he can insert his "package" into it.
As the man finishes he yells out "your package has been fully delivered"
Initially the male is blindfolded and then undressed by the female.
The female then undresses and lays legs akimbo on the edge of a piece of furniture, usually a bed or couch.
The blindfolded male then proceeds to find the females "letterbox" so he can insert his "package" into it.
As the man finishes he yells out "your package has been fully delivered"
"I'm looking for a blindfold can you help me"?
Store clerk: " what do you need a blindfold for?"
"My girlfriend and I are planning to do some roleplay later on and she suggested we try "The blind postman".
Store clerk: " what do you need a blindfold for?"
"My girlfriend and I are planning to do some roleplay later on and she suggested we try "The blind postman".
by ZeppelinCaptain December 18, 2021
Get the The blind postmanmug. Blind Sniper is the act of when a man ejaculates he stands back 6ft closes his eyes and aims for the face
by Bigmac2505 March 11, 2019
Get the blind snipermug. by Billericay Dickie October 24, 2020
Get the Blind Antelopemug.