When a man sticks his flaccid or erect penis into the inner cardboard ring of a roll of toilet paper to test his girth. If it goes in he fails. If it doesn’t enter he fails
by Trumpforprezzzzz June 19, 2019
by m November 14, 2003
The best way to quickly solve any dilemma between two people. Rock beats scissors, scissors beats paper, and paper beats rock.
by Dewey July 11, 2004
Another term for having the explosive shits really bad. Just imagine if your carrying a paper bag full of stuff and the bottom gets wet and tears open and everything falls out. Synonym for explosive diarrhea. Acronym: WPB
Oh man I have a wet paper bag really bad, if you don't get me to the bathroom pronto, your car is going to get it.
by Sima June 20, 2005
A panicked reaction to the outbreak of Coronavirus. Apparently above all ass, wiping your ass is the first thing that comes to mind.
by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020
A substance created when toilet paper is used to clean up jizz.
Not desirable, should only be done as a last resort or when creating really cool art.
Not desirable, should only be done as a last resort or when creating really cool art.
Guy after sex “Here’s some toilet paper”
Woman “I’m not tryna make the devil’s paper-maché. Get me a damn towel or something.”
Woman “I’m not tryna make the devil’s paper-maché. Get me a damn towel or something.”
by Dr. Brostein December 22, 2022
Toilet Paper Douche doo͞sh►
n. A person that spends excessive and/or unnecessary time shopping at grocery stores in times of crisis (ie. natural disaster) (ie. weather event) with the intent of buying more products or food than is required of them and their immediate party, causing unneeded shortages of said products ie. Toilet Paper.
Plural•Toilet Paper Douches•
Synonyms: TP Douche / Douchebag / As***les / Grocery Store Manatees /
Pandemic : Corona Virus; Covid-19
This is in relation to Pandemic 2020, Covid-19 people who bought too many things, term used to reference individuals that bought too many items, and contributed to the shortages on specific items ie: Toilet Paper.
n. A person that spends excessive and/or unnecessary time shopping at grocery stores in times of crisis (ie. natural disaster) (ie. weather event) with the intent of buying more products or food than is required of them and their immediate party, causing unneeded shortages of said products ie. Toilet Paper.
Plural•Toilet Paper Douches•
Synonyms: TP Douche / Douchebag / As***les / Grocery Store Manatees /
Pandemic : Corona Virus; Covid-19
This is in relation to Pandemic 2020, Covid-19 people who bought too many things, term used to reference individuals that bought too many items, and contributed to the shortages on specific items ie: Toilet Paper.
Ex: 1)There were so many Toilet Paper Douches wandering around inside the grocery store this morning that I need to burn my clothes and bath in bleach later.
Ex: 2)The shelves are totally wiped out and it’s only Monday, thanks to all the Toilet Paper Douches.
Ex: 2)The shelves are totally wiped out and it’s only Monday, thanks to all the Toilet Paper Douches.
by Jack Jan March 17, 2020