Tea or Coffee

A statement that you say to someone when they are indecisive, even though going with two options is cheaper than the amount of time waisted deciding.

John: I'm spending hours analyzing charts to decide which crypto to get.
Me: Tea or Coffee!

Explanation: If that person spent their time that they waisted analyzing charts on a real job (like McDonalds) then the money they get paid would allow them to invest in both cryptos.

by awericktinuse November 16, 2021

tea vodka

It's quite simple, honestly. You take a fresh bottle of straight vodka (none of that flavored crap), and you steep a bag of tea in it (preferably either Twinings English Breakfast, Bigelow Lemon, or Earl Grey) in the fridge for AT LEAST 8 hours. Et voila you have tea vodka.

"Made some tea vodka for the viewing party tonight!"

by BigBob9999 November 20, 2021

Tea (Teodora)

a very very very intelligent person, knows how to use her words without hurting someone, has a cute laugh, sometimes she forgets her worth and cares more about others than herself, the person you want to be with, trustworthy, accepting and respecting her friends, so a süße,
does something cute unexpected (that mean you should schätzen it)

Tea (Teodora) hugged me, is she proposing??

by deray November 21, 2021

Tea bag

Is a good funny nick name for a beautiful girl called Abbie

Hi tea bag

by Mcm06 December 9, 2021

Tea Gut

The result of habitually drinking to many alcoholic teas

Jade has started to develop a Tea Gut due to her constant consumption of Twisted Tea.

by TOTEMIR February 11, 2022

Tea party

Another word for orgy and/or the act of a female pegging a male whilst dressing up as princesses

"Bro I saw Josh the other day his ass looks so juicy bruh should I ask him out for a tea party? I already bought the dresses"

by Mirrorrae 👩‍🦲🙏🏼 February 18, 2022

tea with the vicar

When you bake a giant donut and slowly insert it into your anus in front of a crowd, prompting calls of "Jesus Christ" and "oh my god"

In other news, I baked a giant doughnut and had tea with the vicar.

*not euphemism

by Veiga February 24, 2022