taintbrush

see soul patch, the tuft of facial hair on the lower lip and chin.

She felt raw down below for days after her date with the gentleman sporting the resplendent taintbrush.

by Squidopottomus December 9, 2008

taintist

A vocation involving taint stimulation, sometimes in reference to a person or persons who truly work the taint for profit. Otherwise used slanderously to apply to underhanded individuals of low persuasion.

Horatio-
"Truly William, Alexander is a taintist of the highest order, for he fucked my mother, repeatedly."

by Themistocles December 9, 2008

taintface

One whos face resembles the area of the body that is located between the anus and the scrotum, also know as the "betweenis".

Ex. Hey drew you are such a taintface!

by Slimanus October 23, 2007

taintface

One whos face resembles the area of the body that is located between the anus and the scrotum, also know as the "betweenis".

Ex. Hey drew you are such a taintface!

by Slimanus October 23, 2007

Taint dragger

The great white whale that used to do sound for really big box.

You gotta be dry fuckin' me. That dude is a taint dragger!

by JSS JAMES April 22, 2009

Taint Zapper

An electrode consisting of at least two prongs, but usually more. Each prong is terminated with a conductive metal pin or socket used in aircraft harness connectors. With a voltage source connected all one has to do is touch prongs to taint area and an electric shock will be delivered.

Why aren't you walking properly?

Because I got hit with a handy taint zapper in my sleep, it really hurts.

by Nik Danger March 25, 2010

taintii

When there is more than one taint in a room

It explains itself...taintii

by Shafty001 November 21, 2010