Taint dragger 

The great white whale that used to do sound for really big box.

You gotta be dry fuckin' me. That dude is a taint dragger!

Taint dragger by JSS JAMES April 22, 2009

Tailenis 

The word Tailenis was originally formualted to explain a tail / penis like appendage on a small soft toy bear. It describes something which could be viewed as either a penis or a tail, but is ultimately indeterminable.

Tailenis can also be used as an insult towards men who act stupid, sleazy, creepy or in a caveman manner, to explain that they have not evolved and are an evolutionary throwback.

"Ya know what, I think I'm going to leave his unusual manhood alone, partly because I think it adds character, and partly because its inhumane to cut a tailenis off anyone."

OR

"Leave me alone, you creepy tailenis"

Tailenis by Melisk23 December 17, 2009

Taint Zapper 

An electrode consisting of at least two prongs, but usually more. Each prong is terminated with a conductive metal pin or socket used in aircraft harness connectors. With a voltage source connected all one has to do is touch prongs to taint area and an electric shock will be delivered.

Why aren't you walking properly?

Because I got hit with a handy taint zapper in my sleep, it really hurts.

Taint Zapper by Nik Danger March 25, 2010

taintii 

When there is more than one taint in a room

It explains itself...taintii

taintii by Shafty001 November 21, 2010

tainted tetherball 

the act of sitting on ones long hair and farting, in turn making the subject flail thier head uncontrolably..(like a tetherball)

dude, you remember the blonde bitch at the bar?? shewas sitting on the couch and i felt obligated to give her a tainted tetherball!!

tainted tetherball by bullets first November 13, 2011

taint swaggler 

a girl who rubs on your taint while you're having sex with her.

she's pretty good in bed, for a taint swaggler.

or in past tense...

that horny chick swaggled my taint lastnight.

taint swaggler by mr. z800 July 8, 2011

Taint Stich 

the ridge of skin that runs on the taint from the anus to the balls

His taint stich was a thing of beauty

Taint Stich by stuarthub December 16, 2011