Tom Felton

A blond British bombshell .
Hes really the HOTTEST man alive (;

He also played Draco Malfoy in the famous Harry Potter movies :D

He plays soccer and sings as well, (you can find him on youtube feltbeats ;D)

example
* a conversation between me and a fried*

friend: mmmmm tom felton so yummmy

me: hes mine hes so mine

Tom Felton by wogan_123 February 25, 2011

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Tom Cruise

I'm in love (yippee!!!) and I hate psychiatrists (fucking nut jobs, all of them, ALL OF THEM), who are out to control the world (trembles for a few moments) and drop hydrogen bombs on everybody (BIG ones, yeahhh). Hey, have you seen my girlfriend? (BOINNNGGG!!) I'm wild! You're cool, too! (Pulls hair out, laughs.) No, seriously? Oh. (Grows sullen.) Oh. (Grows REALLY sullen.) Oh. Why would you want to do that to me? No, seriously, why would you want to do that to me? Why? Why? Why would you want to do that to me? (Jumps up on couch, pulls dramatic stance, couch falls backward, he crawls up to kneel on the front of the seat.) They've hated me ever since I played a veteran of the Great Galactic War between the Thetans and the Engrammatised Ones. (Goes boggle-eyed, cackles, shrieks ...,) We're all going to be bigger than Oprah! (YAY!) And it makes me sick, you know that? Why isn't everyone looking at me RIGHT NOW? And you know what? I'm NOT GAY!!! Mimi! Ha! Nicole! Ha! Penelope! Ha! Katie, aww, KATIIEEE!!! Ha-haaaaaaaaaaaa! Here, I can lick my own balls, seriously. Just watch me ... (Licks own balls, audience stampede out of the auditorium.)

The above was a party political broadcast on behalf of Tom Cruise.

Tom Cruise by Fearman April 16, 2008

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Tom Doughty

Not scared, One who is not scared to go above and beyond EMS skills that are not even known by man kind

Tom Doughty once saved a deer's life my decompress its collapsed lung. Only for the deer to get up prance away. As the deer prance away Tom shot the deer swat style and made deer steaks for dinner for everyone on crew.

Tom Doughty by Swat or not March 31, 2009