Crow Toe

A crusty or bent toe (like a bunion). A foot which resembles a crow's foot.

"That girl has got a dirty crow toe!"

"Put your crow toes away"

by UnknownTone May 15, 2016

stiff toe

Making the big toe stiff and jabbing into some body else, preferably on a pressure point

If i ever got attacked, i'd stiff toe him/her right in the groin.

by FACKITsDiana May 5, 2016

toe crust

Crust/flaky shit around the toes

Leah and Gabbi whipped their toe crust on Sydney's sandwich, she ate it, and liked it.

P.S.: she asked for more

by SLG_Dynamite2134 July 18, 2016

dad toe

When your toe starts being overtaken with fungus resembling that of many dads over 40.

"Dude, I've got a serious case of dad toe on my left big toe."

by Mouse Rat July 12, 2016

tubby toes

Yo mama's toes

Yo mama got tubby toes

by Dick chaud May 3, 2018

Extreme Toeing

As a beta male (preferably a descendant of some from the Belgian Congo) swan dives from a 40 foot diving platform toe first directly into a 700+ pound woman. As the male lands he screams at the top of his lungs, “AYO NIGGA I NEVER LACKIN. EEESKEEETIT.” After screaming this cultural mating call he submerged into the whale-like women’s vanginal cave toe first.

Yo cuh last night I had to buy that fat hoe we met with some extreme toeing.

by Niggitynigga February 2, 2018

toe wagled

First of all you don't want to know what a toe wagle is. But up until your forth birthday you father will toe wagle you. Now judging by the frequency of the nose and colour of the hair you can tell how many times you've been toe wageld. Toe wagling is when your father puts his toe into the hole where you piss and wigles it around for a minute.

Judging by your dark coloured hair you've been toe wagled at least 4 times a day until you were 4

by David fishy January 14, 2017