Shoot the bird

When one gangster shoots the middle finger off of another gangster. WTF!

gangsta #1: Yeah, fuck you nigger!

gangsta #2: BANG BANG BANG BANG click click................

gangsta #1: WTF!!!!...... you shot off my finger

gangsta #3: DAMN!!! I didn't know that you could shoot the bird.

by B1GR3D1 June 3, 2008

scootie

A slang term referring to a girls vagina.

I am gonna go out to the bar and get some scootie.

Damn girl, that smells...wash your scootie.

by Vaggy McVagerson April 6, 2008

The Photo Shoot

While having a sexual encounter with a girl (via oral, regular or anal sex) the man blows his load in the ladys' hair and styles it and takes pictures like in a photo shoot.

Do you want to have a photo shoot tonight?

by CGG February 4, 2004

Shoot The Moon

To drink a very large amount of alcohol, and yet somehow escape a hangover the next day.

Origin: To play a game with seemingly suicidal tactics that pay off through sheer luck.

"Jesus, I drank 14 beers, five cocktails and three tequila's last night but today I feel great!"
"Way to shoot the moon, dude!"

by Daozmiester May 1, 2008

scootch your pooch

when someone asks you to move your vagina over

"Scootch your pooch on over, I am getting Claustrophobic, or Ginaphobic"

by Simoneb July 3, 2007

scoots56

A recently discovered organism synonymous for making fake quitting threads in order to draw attention. This being frequently makes claims to being "God", but to the best of knowledge he is only the God of anal sex. Scoots is also a self proclaimed bi-sexual and a complete ass.

Thomas: Hey did you see Scoots56 quit? Billy: O God....not again...i thought he quit last month.. Thomas: Yea he came back for summoning..I'm sure hes for real this time. Billy: Yea until the next behind the scenes comes out!

by Raptor_Jesus January 11, 2009

Scootapappy

1. Dog dragging it's ass across the carpet to scratch it's anal itch.

That dog just did a scootapappy on the rug!

by OGpappy.Pinto February 4, 2010