strokeio

The act of sexually abusing a patio or a person on said patio

Hey joghen, did you hear about that guy who absolutely strokeio'd his neighbour the other day

by CatConsumer69 July 21, 2022

Stroke inducer

Someone or something that you find so attractive to the point where you want to stroke your dick on the spot

"Dude, that chick is a stroke inducer"

by LubYouLongTime November 17, 2022

Stroke check

When a friend casually checks if you have stroke symptoms

Hey can you smile for me?
Sure!.... did you just stroke check me?!

by Verdain November 19, 2022

stroke the tortoise

Refers to masturbating an uncircumcised penis.

Hey, I was with Kenneth last Friday and he asked his girlfriend if she wanted to stroke the tortoise; in front of everyone.

by deepthong November 22, 2022

Sprode

Past tense of Spread

Joffrey: "The roman empire Spreaded over-"

Joseph: Its SPRODE

by Sprodicous January 18, 2023

strokeversary

a day in which one celebrates surviving a stroke.

"Today is my fifth strokeversary and I never felt more alive"

by ervik February 13, 2023

Stroke Alert

The warning given by one in African American ebonics over an intercom in a hospital when someone is suffering a cerebrovascular incident, also commonly known as a stroke.

Respiratory Therapist: OK sir, I will just hook up your oxygen and be back in a couple hours to see how you are doing.
Voice Over Intercom: SKROKE ALERT! SKROKE ALERT!

*short pause* whispers heard over intercom
Respiratory Therapist: Skroke alert?? Wtf?
Voice Over Intercom: Stroke Alert!
Respiratory Therapist: Shoot! I'll be right there!

by Hygffdrtg March 1, 2023