Slim Stringed Turkey

An individual who wears clothing that does not correspond to the length of their body. With the clothing on the shorter side.

Kristin: Lil Kels's crop top looks more like a bra.
Karen: Yeah she reminds me of a Slim Stringed Turkey. Ohhh nooo not again! Now she's stripping!
Kristin: Now her inner Prickly Porcupine Pornstar is coming out!

by dan_gleewang January 16, 2021

Red-Stringing

When you have your menstrual cycle & you just make it to the bathroom before your period ruins your clothes.

Example: Tom “WOW, that was close you were red-stringing the whole septa bus ride to icandy. Glad you made it Mary so we can drink vodka clubs.” Mary “Almost had to borrow Faye’s depends!”

by Firecrothcarrie January 31, 2021

silly string

a string that is silly

"i have some string that is silly"
"Ah yes, silly string"

by Bisexual brosef June 8, 2021

.heart_strings_

Hes A Pog Dude

Cool Dude: I love .heart_strings_. Cool Dude #2. I should check out his tiktok

by the_pumpkin_rabbi June 30, 2021

LJ Sprint

A rapid terrifying explosion of movement towards the nearest functional bathroom in order to prevent a catastrophic spillage of immense fecal matter

Just had to LJ sprint before i made liquid brown in my pants.

by LG Cork September 18, 2021

carolina sprint

The act of running at full speed while wearing flip flops to address a matter of disrespect physically. Depending on the skill and overall level of hands the sprinter has, flip flops will usually fall off for younger children of eastern Carolina; adult goons are capable of keeping flip flops on at running speeds of up to 20 MPH. Mountain Dew and Dr. pepper consumption have been known to vary the effectiveness of a sprint.

Ricky was talking out the side of his neck and Bobby broke out in a full Carolina sprint to teach him a lesson

by Orums December 8, 2021

Silly Strings

The strings attached to Spamton NEO.

THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE Silly Strings

by UrbanDicter1 February 21, 2022