Strawberry Shortcake

When you wake up to yo man playing the piano and then you guys have intercourse on the piano while he closes the lid and slams it on your head repeatedly and then nuts on your bloody scalp. the cum and blood mix resulting in a strawberry shortcake

Employee: “Hi Boss I need to call out of work for today”.
Employer: “Why? What’s going on?”
Employee: “My niga gave me a strawberry shortcake last night”.

by Finleyscallion April 17, 2022

Her Strawberry

Sucking a Female P**sy

After the blowjob... I went for her strawberry

by Cheedee January 31, 2015

CHOCO SHOCKO STRAWBERRY

WHEN PERFORMING THE SHOCKER WHILE THE GIRL IS ON THE RAG, AND HAS DIARRHEA.

MY GIRL WAS NOT INTO IT LAST NIGHT, SO I GAVE HER THE CHOCO SHOCKO STRAWBERRY INSTEAD.

by PHIL FONNER August 17, 2008

Strawmelsation

The sensation one gets when something with a strawberry flavour melts in ones mouth. A highly pleasurable experience.

She put the candy in her mouth and experienced strawmelsation beyond her wildest dreams.

by KoH December 13, 2006

Strabia

Conjunction: Stray & Labia
Strabia: Woman or Girl one might find whilst trolling the bar scene looking for intercourse.
A Sexy Female who is yet unknown.

I know it's a bit late to go out, yet I hope to find some Strabia still stumbling around.
Good luck on getting some Strabia tonight.

by Jockamo Feenahey January 24, 2009

Strawnana

A combination of strawberry and banana, most likely to be used to describe a variety of smoothies or milkshakes.

Ellyn: I want a smoothie
Hannah: Of the strawnana variety?
Ellyn: Of the strawberry and banana variety, yes.

by Chuggernaught April 5, 2010

Columbian crazy straw

When a man is receiving oral stimulation, just before he ejaculates, he places the head of his penis inside the nostril of his partner, then as the man ejaculates the receiver snorts the semen up into the nasal cavity.

Last night my girl friend asked for a columbian crazy straw, so I blasted my man batter straight into her sinuses.

by Little_Joe12 February 19, 2011