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Cunt Sponge

An insult.

Defined, it's a sponge used to soak up cunt juices - mainly the cunts own 'lubrication'.

Ergo, the person the insult is fired at is the sponge.
by Maryy December 27, 2007
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Nick Spencer

A really cool Mormon kid who dresses like a metrosexual.

Also known as Nick The Prick with the One Inch .... yeah.

A bitch.

A person who says a henna tattoo is real and put a bet on it... and loses the bet the next day.

A person who talks to dogs.
Hey so i was walking down the street and saw Nick Spencer, that dumb Mormon prick.
by MatBar April 13, 2010
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Izquierdo-Spencer

Must meet 3 or more of the following:

*One who acts as if they were a female dog
*Wines all the time
*Trips friends as they pass in the hallways at school
*Wants all the women in the world
*Player with no game
*Mexican ethnicity
*Wheres a lame hat
*Wishes he could be cooler than Mike Painter
WOW did you see that, what an Izquierdo-Spencer!
by michael pain October 21, 2010
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Beth Spencer

An anally based fungal infection. Symptoms include itching, painful bowell movements and particularly noxious anal gases.
I'm going to the doctors tomorrow, I think I have Beth Spencer.
by talbotratgirl March 20, 2011
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Fun Sponge

Someone who won't do something because they are afraid of what others may think about them!
Fun Sponge = girl at party who will not ride mechanical bull cause she has a dress on...who is offered shorts and who conveniently forgets to tell you she has pants in the car...
by Fizzlefest host August 20, 2012
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spank the sponge

Female masturbation, similar to spank the monkey, but with a ladies front bottom/twat.
the action of doing so is simply spanking the sponge.
Girl: stop teasing!
Boy: you want it baby?
Girl: oh yes, spank the sponge!
by benny the boy April 16, 2007
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fuck sponge

Another usless person on the internet that just takes up good bandwidth by downloading or uploading garbage.
That fuck sponge must be downloading the fuckin internet creating all this lag!
by Capri388 April 17, 2003
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