Spit on a midget day.

Today is your lucky day. Don't know why?
It is because today you kan spit on any midget at his/hers face. Make sure to spit twice if the midget is named Zack.

"I've always wanted to spit on a midget, OH My! It's spit on a midget day. How nice.

Time to go and spit on my friend Zack, cause he is a horny motherfucker.

by Fluffyseat October 21, 2019

Spit Roast

It's like an Eiffel Tower but you don't hi-five.

I was the middle of a spit roast last night.

by Hary Gofman June 3, 2023

Towel spit

When you spit in a towel multiple times after brushing your teeth.

I towel spit and my name is joe

by Dr shart March 8, 2022

Sidebar Spit

A public request for a private freestyle session usually employed when in the company of others in a social gathering such as a club, a party, or gathering. The announcement of "Sidebar Spit" is for those who Spit or enjoy listening and is intended to prevent others outside the circle from interrupting the flow.

SG: Yo JDot get PB3... Sidebar Spit

JDot: Hannnnhhhh!

by Jay Dot Holla Mane October 26, 2009

spitting goat

When a guy bends over to do a barking bulldog but sharts instead.

OMG last night he tried to get me with a barking bulldog but did a full blown spitting goat instead! There was shit all over the floor!

by ___lybee July 21, 2019

cunt spit

Clear hopefully orderless discharge from a vagina produced by stimulation of the grafenburg or G spot coined by alex and billy was there

She shot cunt spit all over my face

by Mick diggler November 28, 2021

Skill Spit

This can be done while taking a very massive shit and having a excess amount of mucus in your mouth.
1. look down
2. aim between the tip of your shaft and the front part of the toilet seat, no homo.
3. let that baby fall.

If successful you are a skill spitter, if not, your just gay.

oh man that huge shit was so good i just had to test my spit skills, and attempt the Skill Spit.

by henriko November 11, 2008