spides

spides older steek in an astra drinking white lightnig cider or stella richer ones wkd. spides r gay. spides rapr grannys.

favrouit words ,like,wee lad,ur ma, wats a spide/steek.
we are not spides we are chavs. (thats not some thing u want to be)

by cavan April 27, 2006

spider kiss

when you press your asshole against your womans lips or vice versa

my ole lady was pissing me off so while she was sleeping i gave her a spider kiss.

by Max April 10, 2003

Spider Legs

When a skinny teenager wheres super-tight dark coloured pants, more often when wearing a thick jacket, it looks like spider legs.

look at her spider legs.

that group of emo kids have spider legs.

by CurvedMirror February 11, 2010

Spider Fuck

A Group of 8 naked blacks guys surrounding a member of the female sex. Since their dicks are long enough to pose as spider legs they each take turns engaging in sexual activity with said female (who acts as the spiders body). She may use her mouth, anus, vagina, ears, elbows, feet, etc to preform this act to experience total body erotica.

She has such bad jungle fever she has tryed the spider fuck with the schools basketball team!

by Nickem March 5, 2014

Spider-Man

The best superhero ever.

I wish I am Spider-Man

by word.org May 19, 2020

skewered spider monkey

A woman who has suffered vaginal tearing through sexual intercourse. This can also occur to gay men with torn sphincters.

Dude, I accidently made her a skewered spider monkey last night. It was worth it though

by adfsafewqg February 19, 2008

spiderman

when one is fulfilling a fantasy by doing a girl doggy style, he cums in his hand and then flings it at a girl like a spider web.

-Did you hear about Steve?
-No, what?
-He totally webbed a girl!
-Huh?
-Dude, he gave her the spiderman.
-Don't tase me, bro.

by T Dunn December 28, 2007