When a man uses a sock for masturbation then hides it and forgets about it, Only for his girl to find it months later.
by RuthlessDre91 April 13, 2021
Get the Pandora’s Socksmug. by PuddingSlurs April 16, 2023
Get the Sock-sniffermug. by Real_Fake_Doors June 4, 2019
Get the Butter Sockmug. by Stepmomslayer November 19, 2019
Get the Arabian Sockmug. by WhiskeyKarma October 4, 2018
Get the Floppy Sockmug. A poor sock most likely found under a crusty old guys bed. This here sock has been used to store farts in case the apocalypse were to take place and a personal arsenal of natural gas needed to be accessed.
Nib-log: Most the time I'm scared I'll run into a shit covered napkin walking through my house, So I just grab the nearest sock and go to town.
Wheege: Man, that is most definitely a SHART SOCK.
Tyler: Now that is a lucrative business proposal!
Wheege: Man, that is most definitely a SHART SOCK.
Tyler: Now that is a lucrative business proposal!
by Creamy Dudlius December 6, 2021
Get the Shart Sockmug. by svdmailf December 15, 2013
Get the creepy socksmug.