smart whip

Smart whip is a car insurance policy for new young drivers

New Young Driver: Wow I am sure glad I have Smart whip otherwise I would have lost lots of money

New Young Driver friend: why do you sound like an advert??

by BoatMcImBatman February 12, 2022

Smart Cookie

A type of biscuit who is usually "dumb" or "soggy".
These specimen can be located in the pantry or in the dorms of an all boys school.

In recent years the number "8" has been added to the end of the phrase to show class and dominance to there peers.

Hey boys shall we get together in a circle with our "Smart Cookie".

by RealSickunt March 13, 2019

smart swede

Still, a very stupid person.

What's dumber than a dumb irishman? A smart swede.

by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008

smartagent

a person who is genrally an idiot, they usually are so dumb that they are retarded, also very ignorant,

andrew! you are one smartagent cookie!!

by andy drew reever March 18, 2009

Smartassm

the use of sarcasm when others fail to recognize its use. The most obvious form of sarcasm one may use before turning their back on someone.

Susan didn't quite understand that I couldn't care less about about her new job, but my smartassm was lost on her.

by Doctor Drew March 1, 2010

Smartarticles

Smart particles in your head; brain juice

The reason you have a BIG head is because it's filled with smartarticles.

by #1 Queen of Randomness June 25, 2010

smartass face

or SAF

A face which people display when they pretend to know it all when they do not. Usually used when bsing.

Connie's smartass face appears as she answers the question.

by kkling October 20, 2010