Spoon

Someone who is a complete idiot.

LLoyd is one. Usually someone who is quite stupid with lol intelligence.

by Laura/Katie/Lloyd March 13, 2004

captain spoon pocket

Worker at Dennys whom I slipped a spoon into rear pockets. Thus, dubbing captain spoon pocket with his spoon in his pocket.

"argh, I'm captain spoon pocket matey"

by kefka March 5, 2004

wet spoon

The past event of stirring your tea

All I was left with was a wet spoon after drinking my tea!

by Spoonerisms July 31, 2016

spoon

someone who is a F.G groupie

The MKC is full of spoons.

by Rolls October 18, 2004

Spoon Bear

A tuddly person AKA "Bear" that doves to spoon.

I need big spoon bear tuddles!

by Big Spoon Bear October 19, 2008

spoon

spoons are implements to warm up and enjoy

are you enjoying your spoon?
-yes thankyou, it is nice and warm

by spoonertheweirdo March 12, 2004

Saloon

A place frequented by members of the Sciuridae family, most notably squirrels. Some members of the aforementioned family aspire to work at what is commonly referred to as a salon, where they beautify the hair of humankind, and perform other salon related services. However, since they are members of the Sciuridae family and have friends who pester them, a salon to them is actually a saloon.

Squirrel: I need to get my hair done, and I need good eye extension thingys.

Annoying friend: Do you get that done at the saloon?
Squirrel: Scampers off

*mic drop*

by Aviiiiiiiii95 May 29, 2018