pee sandwich

When your hands are so dirty going into the bathroom, you have to wash your hands first, then go to the bathroom (usually urination), then wash your hands afterwords.

After his work on the construction site, Mark had to take a pee sandwich.

by O.D.Bat. January 1, 2009

Toasted Sandwich

The act of sexual intercourse during your lunch break.
This is used in order to acheive pleasure as well as make it back to the office before your lunch break is over.

My girlfriend gave me a toasted sandwich over lunch.

by Letitgokaboom October 2, 2009

Work Sandwich

A sandwich prepared by a wife for her blue-collared husband's lunch. Such sandwiches are indicative of the husband's libido, either ravenous or lacking: Thick meat on a sandwich indicates a happy wife, whereas a thin slice of bologna with no condiments stands testament to a man who has been ignoring his carnal obligations.

Bob's wife gave him a skimpy Work Sandwich -- they won't be married for much longer.

by The Grottomaster May 17, 2011

Making tuna sandwiches

Slang for having a wank

An example of making tuna sandwiches is :
OMG dude I just made tuna sandwiches and now my hands stink

by Stu89 February 13, 2007

Ghetto Grilled Cheese Sandwich

Two pieces of toast, 2 pieces of cheese with the plastic wrapper removed, assemble it and then nuke it in the microwave oven until the cheese melts.

Dad's making ghetto grilled cheese sandwichs for supper, "Let's see if we can eat at a friends house tonight!"

by Dave Sladek December 28, 2008

beef sandwich

When a particularly hot, beefy fart is deposited (usually by someone named Felix) into a hand and then smashed into someone's face; creating a sandwich of face (bread), fart (beef) and hand (bread).

Felix has been cranking out beef all day. I refuse to turn my back on him for fear of a getting a beef sandwich to the grill.

by fourfeetofweather January 10, 2009

asshole sandwich

1. Stuck between two assholes while driving, or otherwise...
2. A fictional sandwich eaten by people who are less cool than us!

1. We need a passing lane to get out of this asshole sandwich!
2. Bob ate another asshole sandwich today...what a LOSER!

by Amie & Megan May 12, 2007