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nardo syndrome

"Bro Tim Tebow is superman with his muscles and skills!" "Man you have a bad case of Nardo Syndrome."
by prettyboybull April 9, 2010
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Editor's Syndrome

When spending a multitude of long, grueling hours editing a video, song or any other piece of media, and by the end can only communicate through grunts. Can affect more than one person at once.
Me and my friend were really hyper when we started editing our class project. After 8 hours, we were so tired out we could only communicate by grunts and giving slight thumbs up or down. We officially had Editor's Syndrome.
by Toxilium January 29, 2010
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Mortimer Syndrome

1) A disorder that keeps a person from finishing an almost complete essay at ridiculously late/early hours in the night/morning the day an essay is due. This disorder is caused by the victim's temporary release from anxiety surrounding the fact that his or her essay is practically complete. Symptoms include uncontrollable procrastination and the sudden need to watch old commercials they used to love on youtube.
I only had one paragraph left on my essay when Mortimer Syndrome kicked in, and then I was up for another 2 hours watching Got Milk commercials.
by MoonlightmortimeR October 15, 2009
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Gerkin Syndrome

1. Term used to describe an unfortunate genetic disorder which renders a male with inadequately sized anatomy.

2. a tiny dick; an itty bitty weeny

3. DAMN!
This poor boy has the worst case of the Gerkin Syndrome I've ever seen.

The disappointment on her face said it all, "Not the Gerkin Syndrome again".

His Gerkin Syndrome was so bad that he couldn't even measure up to Barbie's boyfriend, Ken.
by Burl & Mode July 7, 2010
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IKEA SYNDROME

When you realise life is like a Product from IKEA, your given instructions from the start but still have no friggen idea what your doing at the end of it all...
Girl: So why arent u doing anything?
Guy: I have IKEA syndrome and im shit at understanding instructions,sooooo if your not going to pick up an allan key and help me build this thing please go away and make me a sandwich.

Girl: I just want you to get out of bed, Do you need an allan key for that?

Guy:Argghhh
by iamcorey May 20, 2010
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DMC Syndrome

DMC (Distant Monitor Cringe) Syndrome is a state of mind in which viewing your monitor (or TV) plays tricks on your mind, in a way that everything you look at seems to be very far away, but also very close at the same time, and your brain gets all frustrated with trying to focus.

DMC Syndrome commonly occurs when one becomes very tired and/or sleepy, and also having no light in the room is a big factor.
Whoa, I should get some sleep. I've got too much DMC and my head hurts.

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DMC Syndrome was the leading cause of the global brain tumour epidemic back in 1957.
by Firesuite July 10, 2006
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apeman syndrome

A condition involving one's armspan exceeding one's body height.
"DUDE, that girl totally has apeman syndrome. Look at the way she sits at her desk."
by Justine Jackson December 13, 2005
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