Reed Story

noun: an awesome story with no climax whatsoever that all your friends will laugh at because its lack of everything.

Reed: "So guys, the other day, I went to the store to get some pants, but I ended up not getting any pants."

Friends: "That was a Reed story...."

by dumbledore00 September 25, 2011

queef storm

A period during which a woman endures several, very loud, embarrassing queefs. This period usually entails twenty minutes of pure, continuous queefing.

(Any leg movement at the hips increases the intensity and frequency of the queefs during the queef storm)

Girl 1: Yeah, after John and I had sex, I just had the worst queef storm ever...

Girl 2: What did he do?

Girl 1: He walked out laughing...

by E.B. & J-Stone September 25, 2011

Bro Storm

So much bro, the atmosphere can not handle it.

In today's forecast: sunny with a 30% chance of a Bro storm.

by Openslot November 10, 2011

Grocery store illiterate

When someone is told to get a specific item at the store and they come back with something totally wrong/different/random.

Or, when one cannot find a very simple and/or easily displayed item at the grocery store.

I asked Brian to get green chiles for my taco salad and the fool came back with hormel chili in a can, he is so grocery store illiterate.

"Excuse me, where are the candy bars?" -brian

"In the checkout line, where they always are. Are you grocery store illiterate or something?" -store employee

by Caityj August 27, 2013

snirt storm

A snirt storm is a blizzard on the Great Plains of North America. The snow is actually made up a of combination of snowflakes and dirt particles. Because the wind is so strong in flat areas like plains, it pulls topsoil right up into the air. If you walked outdoors during a snirt storm you would feel constant stings of sand-sized particles sandblasting your face. When people get back indoors, they have a very distinctive appearance, because the dirt accumulates around their eyes, making them look like raccoons.

Everyone scurried indoors to escape the snirt storm, but not before their eyes had become encrusted in black dirt, making them look like raccoons.

by Ewizobeth December 18, 2013

lightning storm

Looks Good From a distance but you wouldn't want to get too close.

"Look at her she's well fit" mate replies "nah mate iv'e seen her close up she's a right lightning storm"

by Tonyonein January 14, 2015

grocery store song

A term referencing the kinds of songs typically heard in grocery stores, gas stations, and hair salons across America.

"Dude, Breathe by Faith Hill is totally a grocery store song."

"I'm getting so sick of 1000 Miles by Vanessa Carlton, it's one of the worst grocery store songs out there."

"Dude, Breathe by Faith Hill is totally a grocery store song."

"I'm getting so sick of 1000 Miles by Vanessa Carlton, it's one of the worst grocery store songs out there."

by Rockandrock44 July 6, 2014