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Jock Sniffer

(n) one who hangs around with professional athletes or jocks in general, thinking this will make them higher on the social food chain. Sometimes do dirty work for jocks.
Drake is a jock sniffer. Thinking he's part of the Toronto Raptors team but he's just a clown and sniffs the jocks of the athletes to be close to them.
by PrinceAliAliBaBa May 24, 2019
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Kittie your Sniffer

To rub one’s pussy over someone’s nose.
When I get you home I’m going to Kittie your Sniffer, baby!
by SparkelySFO May 3, 2008
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seat-sniffer

A middle-aged man who pervs over young girls.
by Drunk Merlin October 23, 2003
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stiffs your dick

A saying that means "whatever pleases you" synonymous to panic your disco.
I'm pretty sure that's a dude but whatever stiffs your dick bro.
by KevinYarris January 16, 2008
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chode sniffer

what you call a girl that partakes in the "69" sexual position easily
Damn man, that chick last night was such a chode sniffer
by woodie December 26, 2006
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pick 'n sniff

A move whereby the perpetrator picks his or her wedgie and then, out of curiosity, proceeds to sniff any residual odor on the fingers that performed the picking.
mike: I have a serious wedgie.

brad: Well, you better not pull a pick 'n sniff in front of me, dude.
by sharkster015 December 31, 2009
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scratch and sniff eddie

A young girl who takes great pleasure in scratching her bum hole and then sniffing her fingers. on occasion she uses spray for an extra scent
in class you see her routing down her trousers and then putting her fingers by her face causing a rash she uses baby bum cream for this problem.
by Edwina's Hinee May 20, 2005
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