high- speed internet 

porn when you want it

dude- my internet is crap, all i get is buffering when im 'buffering'

other dude- dude, get high- speed internet, its a little extra, but now im the only one 'buffering' ;)

high- speed internet by eldude6969 May 27, 2009

liquid speed demon 

When you unexpectingly shit your pants in a public place and its all liquid

I was with my inlaws for dinner last night and liquid speed demoned all over the floor

liquid speed demon by OG Crack Dilla March 15, 2015

God Speed 

In Southern coast, "God Speed" is to wait, walk on God's timing and not our timing. At His, that is, the Son of God, at His speed and not on our speed.

The acceleration on how quickly or how progressively HE answers our petitions is on God's Speed not on our speed which means not always fast, microwaveable-like or it can take quite some time.

"God's speed not my speed."

1000 years for us is but a day for HIM.

"I will get that new car God speed"
(I will get that new car on HIS timing)

"You will find a hubby God speed"
In His time, you will find a husband.

God Speed by jAii7 October 11, 2017

High Speed Railway 

A really fast electric train that goes zoom.

Person 1. "I really want to go from LA to NY in a day but planes produce too much co2 too be viable"
Person 2. "Sounds like you need a High Speed Railway there fast and run on electricity which can be produced by solar power and such"

Example 2

"Man we really need a High Speed Railway all across our country"

High Speed Railway by mylilbitchboy October 5, 2020

God speed 

When you hit the first line of coke, so your adrenaline increases by 210%

Jeremy hit this *snorts* FUCKING GOD SPEED

God speed by Dobel August 22, 2017

Thong Speed 

The speed at which your life outpaces the suspension of disbelief
that all this could really happen to one single person...

I hooked up with a third musician at the festival and my sex life hit thong speed.

Thong Speed by Pagan Marbury September 19, 2005

my car in need for speed underground 

Hey, wow, thats sad that you clicked my name and checked out my defintion. People dont normally want the definition for'my car in need for speed underground'. but, because your a lonely asshole, you feel the need to bag on a defintion i made months ago at 3:00 A.M. But if it raises your confidence, by all means, feel free! Now i think you need to go buy a dinner for one at your local grocer, then jack off to good charlotte and linkin park.

but thank you for your time, assflap!

my car in need for speed underground by the artist formerly known as shut the fuck up June 7, 2004