by Crusty_2 March 10, 2022
Get the Air Raid Siren mug.Siri is the "personal assistant" on the iPhone 4S. If you ask, she can tell you where the nearest ice cream store is, what the weather's going to be like tomorrow, what the square root of five is, or whether or not you are fat. Also, tell her to play a song, text or call a friend, plan an appointment, or set an alarm, and she will. It's pretty amazing.
However, you must remember that Siri is essentially an inanimate object. It is all too easy to fall in love with her because of her sassy, adorable remarks. But don't make the same mistake I did. She will never love you back, and she doesn't hesitate to say so.
However, you must remember that Siri is essentially an inanimate object. It is all too easy to fall in love with her because of her sassy, adorable remarks. But don't make the same mistake I did. She will never love you back, and she doesn't hesitate to say so.
You: "Siri, what's the meaning of life?"
Siri: "42."
You: "I accidentally the whole bottle."
Siri: "Is that so?"
You: "Siri, suck my dick."
Siri: "Ask nice, now."
Siri: "42."
You: "I accidentally the whole bottle."
Siri: "Is that so?"
You: "Siri, suck my dick."
Siri: "Ask nice, now."
by FruitySmoothie456 November 4, 2011
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Huwag mo lapitan iyan, sira ulo niyan, binubugbog niya mga kamag-anak niya ng walang dahilan.
Nakulong na yang mama na iyan dahil sira ang ulo, lahat ng droga sa subukan na kaya hindi niya kinaya.
Nakulong na yang mama na iyan dahil sira ang ulo, lahat ng droga sa subukan na kaya hindi niya kinaya.
by marson ardere May 3, 2009
Get the sira ulo mug.An allusion to the Sirens of Greek mythology, who lived on an island and lured unsuspecting sailors to shipwreck. Now describes a woman who seems sexy and initially attracts men but then disappoints and/or destroys them.
She claims to be a Sexy Siren, and a Siren is exactly what she turns out to be. Sailors might want to avoid.
by Dariaa October 17, 2011
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