Simp/simd

_*Simps/simds original definition*_-: suckers idolizing mediocre pussy/dick

_*Deeper definition*_: boys/girls who want to be loved so bad that they go through hella shit for the person who they want to love them even though they person isn't worth it

Bro shes such a simd for trusting him again

Dude your such a simp ditching the bros for her

You are such a simp/simd I can't belive you

by Thatbitchjupiter June 1, 2020

Celluloid Simp

Sometimes referred to as a "film purist", the celluloid simp is an individual who maintains a very strong belief that celluloid film is the only way to shoot a cinematic movie. Despite being more practical, accessible, affordable, and modern than a thin sheet of synthetic plastic, Digital cameras will NEVER touch the hands of a celluloid simp.

A lesser variant of the Celluloid Simp is the Film Fraud: individuals who shoot movies digitally, but then proceed to degrade that nice, clean image in order to mimic the flawed look of celluloid film.

Tarantino: “Shooting on digital is like eating a veggie burger.”
Person 1: "Why does he hate digital cameras so much?"
Person 2: "He's just celluloid simp, that's all."

by D-Cinema April 12, 2023

bakugo simp

somebody who LOVES bakugo. some of these people probably hate kirishima, idk.

p1: your such a bakugo simp.
p2: no i'm not!
p1: you literally have millions of posters of bakugo in your room.

by your local mha roach May 21, 2021

simping yourself

When you act like a simp and don’t realize it until the act of simping is finished

“Hey michael you were really simping yourself after giving that girl from discoed $200”

“Shit you’re right I’m a damn simp. Fuck”

by Fetty Waped Me November 23, 2019

Simp King

Kole

Is your name Kole? Because you are a Simp King.

by 50ShadesofRae May 20, 2020

Simp-19

An infectious disease spread by Simps or watching The Simpsons. Symptoms include: attraction towards unattractive women, playing on Elppa's simp-19 server, being a pussy, abandoning your bros to be with wamen. The only cure is to pray to Ninja to kill yourself after you respawn in your minecraft bed you have to surrender your soul for a while to be cleansed by Vladimir Putin using blood magic. Meanwhile your soul is being cleansed you have to surrender your self to the gulag and escape with the help of daddy Kim. After all of this you will be counted as one of the few people recovered from Simp-19 on worldometer.

Son: Masturbates in bed cuz Karen makes him horny
Dad: (comes in room) "Damn son u got Simp-19"
Homer:(magically appears out of son's bed)
Dad: (screams in Simpson)

by Anti simp June 1, 2020

Grace Simp

When a girl named grace is being a simp to another girl or male.

Grace opened her legs to Emily. Grace Simp
Grace begged Jonathan not to leave. Grace Simp.

by Nike1248002 January 10, 2020