orphus souffle

A savory treat when one individual puts his, her, or their fingers in every available anatomical opening but always ends with the fingers in the mouth. Usually the anus finishes off the last topping or ingredient in the soufflé. Best done on a hot, humid day. Also referred to as the "No Holes Barred."

Fred: Ted, why did you stick your fingers in your ears, then up your nostrils, and now they are both shoved up your sinkhole? Don't you know it's like 90 degrees with a heat index of 110?
Ted: That's exactly why I'm doing it...the hotter it is outside the better the consistency and taste of the orphus souffle.

by Moon Chan April 18, 2022

Double knuckle shufle

Inserting one finger in the vagina and one in the ass.

I was applying the double knuckle shuffle to your mother last night.

by Moolie April 6, 2005

Shuffles Gonzalez

The process of walking and squeezing your ass cheeks firmly together resulting in the shuffling of your feet. This process is orchestrated to prevent the escape of a giant turd or expolsive diairrea.

I totally did the Shuffles Gonzalez all
the way the bathroom! Many Thanks Taco Bell.

by street whizard April 8, 2009

Order The Soufflé

Being that one annoying fat guy who orders dessert when everyone else wants to leave.

Fingering a girl when she's on her period.

Dropping the soap in a prison shower.

Person 1: This dinner was great I'm stuffed.
Person 2: Yeah I have to go back to see the kids.
Person 3: Ah, I couldn't have another bite!
Person 4: YEAH, I'LL HAVE THE SOUFFLÉ
Waiter: That'll take 45 minutes.......
Person 4: THAT'S OK!

Person 1: Why are your fingers so red?
Person 2: I just ordered the soufflé!

Prisoner 1: Yo, why iz tra'quan walking so funny?
Prisoner 2: Nigga Order The Soufflé

by dirtymikeandtheboyz January 13, 2011

Chestnut souffle

When one jizzes into a sock, then shoves it in another's throat.

Often used as torture, or really, really kinky sex.

"Mr. Bond, if you don't talk, I'm going to have to give you a Chestnut souffle."

"Dude, that chick that I slept with last night was so weird. She asked me to give her a Chestnut souffle."

by Mister Rection September 25, 2009

Knee Shuffler

When two people grab a moment of sexual passion up against a wall or kitchen unit and you get the quick shuffling of knees....trembling with passion.

Hi babe, fancy a quick knee shuffler before the kids get home?

by WookieCookie77 July 18, 2020

snuffleupasparagus

1. Briny, pungent urine expelled from a wooly trunk.

"Good Lord, I can smell that snuffleupasparagus two stalls over."

by heatshedfogphase April 24, 2008