Nice shirt

What you say to someone when they're wearing the same shirt as you.

*Jack and Joe are both wearing soccer team t-shirts.*

Jack: "Hey man, nice shirt."
Joe: "Thanks man, you too."

by TwoFourSixOOne October 4, 2011

Shirey

A Shirey is a person that goes by the name Shirey because no one cares enough to learn their real name. They often are so unimportant, in fact, that people confuse their title with Shirley or even Shitley. A Shirey is a smelly bag if garbage that somehow took upon the humanoid form. Also, Shireys seemingly have an uncanny obsession with touching the feet of others without consent. Don't be a Shirey.

- "Go away Shirey, no one likes you!"
- "Do you even have a first name or does everyone just call you Shirey?"
- "You gross little pervert rapist get out of the women's restroom you fucking Shirey!!"

by Preacher of Peaches August 2, 2019

ninjas are so cool they make me wanna crap my pants t-shirt

Kinda self explanitory... i think, therefore I am!

"Dude, I just got my 'ninja's are so cool they make me wanna crap my pants t-shirt' I'm so happy, and need to change my pants!"

by meximelt March 5, 2004

shirk

to worship something other than the most high.

Man that brother on some shirk stuff man stay away from him.

by Sun Rhythms October 13, 2004

Birth control shirt

A ugly word created by a whore full of misandry.

Stupid cunt mocking her husbands shirt. She is fat, ugly, and no man would dip his dick in it.

Birth control shirt.

by Anti-misandry, Anti-mysagonist June 10, 2021

Shiree

a lonely girl that is heartbroken and confused by the mystery of love in a world of dissaray and confusion

Shiree loves Jeremy but Jeremy is a dick head.

by shiniqua November 23, 2003

Shirt Tailing

When a man is having rapid intercourse with a woman and another man sticks his dick to the first mans dick (side) and the force from the first dick pulls the second dick into the woman along with it.

Harry: Last night I went into Dave's room while he was fucking his girlfriend and I started shirt tailing myself in.
Dave: Yea dude, what was up with that?
Harry: You shouldn't have left an opening.

by qualat February 19, 2010