1 definition by Preacher of Peaches
A Shirey is a person that goes by the name Shirey because no one cares enough to learn their real name. They often are so unimportant, in fact, that people confuse their title with Shirley or even Shitley. A Shirey is a smelly bag if garbage that somehow took upon the humanoid form. Also, Shireys seemingly have an uncanny obsession with touching the feet of others without consent. Don't be a Shirey.
- "Go away Shirey, no one likes you!"
- "Do you even have a first name or does everyone just call you Shirey?"
- "You gross little pervert rapist get out of the women's restroom you fucking Shirey!!"
- "Do you even have a first name or does everyone just call you Shirey?"
- "You gross little pervert rapist get out of the women's restroom you fucking Shirey!!"
by Preacher of Peaches August 2, 2019