Science Friction

The act of rubbing two bodies together to create three.

They wanted to have children, so they decided Science Friction was the best way.

by Light and Sweet November 16, 2021

Scientists

Don't love you it when scientists can't explain something or get puzzled by something, such as their fears about bodies lying in the streets all over Africa, and it turns out the area they thought would be the worst (due to resources) has so far been one of the least affected in the world. Scientists are the same kinds of cowardly people that always tell people be careful, be vigilant, don't let your guard down even if you already are careful, vigilant, and on your toes.

Scientists are a lot like many people involved in a religious or spiritual organization, they love to keep people on their knees and fearful of the next wave, even if so far people haven't been complacent, and the worst scenario never became. These folks have a little too much control of the average person's life, and they're among the least socially responsible people there are, which is why despite everyone else not being confused about anything, scientists are still the ones that are puzzled (yet they are also the ones everyone else seems to listen to/look to for answers these days, kind of like people who look to religious organizations or the government for answers they can come up with on their own).

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

science

Something scientists don't want anybody to question or think of as pseudoscience, they want people to take it seriously as nothing but facts and answers, nothing but nonfiction.

Scientists want to convince people that they and their science are more serious than you and everyone else, and that it's why you should take them seriously rather than question them when really they're among the least socially responsible people, always experimenting with people's lives the way they do with their lab animals.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

Scientist

The kind of person that would try to measure a blue whale's penis during intercourse.

Blue whale in blue whale talk- I already told you, get the fuck out of here and don't bring your scientist friend back faggot, I'm trying to bang Helga I think she said her name was.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

Scientists

People puzzled/baffled by the way some of the countries with the lowest vaccination rates (such as those in Africa) are also having the lowest overall spread of the coronavirus.

The countries that scientists thought would be the worst grief tragedy sympathy stories in the grief tragedy sympathy industry, the ones with bodies piled high in the streets, ended up being some of the least affected while also being the least vaccinated.

by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021

scientice

Scientice est le plus beau prénom que vous puissiez avoir. Il défini l’élégance, la beauté et le calme. Scientice est probablement très drôle également. Vous devriez tous avoir une Scientice dans votre vie. Vous vivrez plus longtemps

Wow Scientice tu es de toute beauté aujourd’hui

by Olga66 November 22, 2021

Schontel

Schontel is a very loving person. Usually caring of others but struggles showing it. They usually don’t show affection when it comes to physical touch. Schontel’s can be feisty and know what they want but can struggle getting it. They are extremely beautiful people and smart which is why so many people are attracted to them. If you ever meet a Schontel treat them how you’d want yourself to be treated and you will be in love.

Schontel is an amazing woman

by smartgirl99 November 24, 2021