rubberneck

A total numbnuts!

Slang for a person who has just committed or ready to commit an act of stupidity.

This whole traffic jam is becuase that numbnutted cop decided to stop someone for not using his blinker during rushour. What a freakin rubberneck!

by Rubbernck December 24, 2003

rubberband man

A man who can only perform sexually with a tight rubber band triple-wrapped round his cock to restrict blood-flow, whilst fantasising that he's a smurf shagging smurfette.

Rubberband man theme tune:

Gonna find me a rubber band,
Gonna wrap it round my chonson,
Gonna find that lil' smurfette,
And may her suck my big blue cock tonight!

Oh yeah! That's what I'm gonna do,
Cos I'm a crazy smurf with a big blue cock tonight!
That's what I am!
I'm not some weirdo with a rubber band wrapped round my cock, no!
I'm a friggin smurf!
Why won't anyone believe me?

by cheddarfloor April 30, 2006

rubberneck

To call somebodys name and then turn or cover your head and not saying anything. The person will yell what and then walk away clueless. its funny. U can also say something like excuse me, or u with the purse. Or be like yo asshole. There are endless possibilites. The person u are rubbernecking will be embarrassed and will have no idea what happened.

John and his friends: HEY Ashley (hides)

Ashley: what, what who called my name! what just happened.

John: (hides and says nothing)

Ashley: o whatever it must be me (walks away clueless)

John and friends: hahahahah she got rubbernecked

by rubberneckerwa April 3, 2010

Rubber Duck

A crusty lump of drugs left in the bottom of a bathtub that has been used for making drugs.

"The rubber duck will fuck you up"

by meme5555 August 9, 2012

Ruben

A curly haired bitch that likes wrestling and sucking cock. He is a pussy that fucked his sister. He has little bitch glasses and is blind like a bat without them.

Ruben is such a bitch

by luigi2762 March 6, 2019

burning rubber

when a guy cums too quickly

"So how was Tom in bed?"
"The only thing Tom is good at is burning rubber."

by ans.black July 18, 2016

rubber skirt

a signal to look to the right

kaka: theres a weird girl

remi: where

therekaka: rubber skirt

by ddddhhhhit7o8ot78gyub January 5, 2010